February 24, 2012 7:11 AM

Our stupid republic: 16 things that really shouldn't part of our public dialogue

Today’s news is brought to you by the House Un-American Affairs Committee: exposing Communist, America-hating, Liberal scum since 1952….

Maryland On The Brink Of Legalizing Gay Marriage. Yet another slice of equality for Gay people, or, as I like to call them, “people.”

Virginia Senate buries personhood bill for rest of 2012. Silly me; I would have thought that Roe v. Wade settled this issue…back in 1973. Unfortunately, there are still those troglodytes among us who think that safe and legal abortions are an oxymoron. So how long before some idiot legislator introduces a bill that would define life as beginning at erection?

Will your kid be taught that climate change is a hoax?. As any Right-wing ideologue will tell you, the battle for our country’s soul begins with the minds of our children.

Rick Santorum Ignores Jobs During Arizona GOP Debate. Americans don’t care about jobs or the economy; they care about God, Guns, and Gays. Why? Because I’m Rick &^%$#!@ Santorum, and I say so…THAT’S why.

Bill would let restaurants donate leftovers to the hungry. Wait; we need legislation to allow people to do the right thing? WTF??

Romney Pushes Altered Versions Of Newspaper Endorsements, Edits Out Criticisms. Evidently, dishonesty and a complete lack of anything resembling integrity in the service of an all-consuming lust for power is no vice.

4 States Where Right-Wingers Are Promoting Shocking Measures to Keep Women Barefoot and Pregnant. Who would have thought that here in the 21st century, people would still be trying to keep women barefoot and pregnant?

Santorum Falsely Claims Democrats Get More Big Business Cash. When a Democrat does it, it’s the worst sort of irresponsible dishonesty and evil lack of integrity imaginable. When a Republican does it, it wasn’t intended to be a factual statement in the first place.

Religious Right Groups to ‘Encircle’ Supreme Court, ‘Praying that Obamacare is Declared Unconstitutional’. Right; it’s What Jesus Would Do.

Santorum: Obama ‘trying to crush the traditional Judeo-Christian values of America’. Of course; being a Democrat leads to Liberalism…which leads to Communism…which leads to Atheism…which lead to a clear path for President Obama’s Kenyan Islamofascist overlords to conquer America and begin slaughtering God-fearing patriots.

Apple CEO Says Company Has More Cash Than It Needs. Great!! So why not give some of it away to worthy causes and put that extra money to some good use?

TX GOP Senate Candidate Craig James Claims That Being Gay Is A Choice That Will Be Punished By God. I’m Billy Bob Gunsengayse, and you can rest assured that NO ONE hates Teh Gayz more than me. I hate Teh Gayz SO much, in fact, that I lay awake at night thinking of ways to hate and oppress them even more.

The Republican Brain: Why Even Educated Conservatives Deny Science — and Reality. Silly me; and here all this time I’d been thinking that science and reality are neither Left nor Right…just truth.

Perry: Gingrich Can Lower Oil Prices Just By Talking About It. Yes, they call me “The Oil Market Whisperer”….

All The Racist Jokes You Shouldn’t Make About Jeremy Lin, According To The Asian American Journalists Association. It’s the 21st century, and we STILL need people telling us how NOT to be racists? Really??

Female Witness Hits Back At Issa: ‘I’m A Woman Who Uses Contraception, That Makes Me Qualified’ To Testify. If you have a vagina and you use birth control, then you’re qualified to testify before Darrell Issa’s subcommittee.

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