February 26, 2012 5:48 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Greetings from Wasilla, AK, home of the Fighting Vaginas

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If Mitt Romney believes that we have a moral obligation not to spend more than we take in, then Romney has a moral obligation to edit his website.

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Santorum: Gay Marriage Is Like Incest. Right; a stable, committed, long-term relationship is EXACTLY like having sex with your biological children.

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Rick Santorum may not win the Presidency, but if and when the Chief Inquisitor retires, Little Ricky’s a lock for the job.

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Bad news for those of you Republicans looking for someone other the four remaining moral midgets in the GOP field: Buddy Roemer is no longer a candidate for the party’s nomination. In other news, Buddy Roemer was running for President. Who knew? Certainly not the Mainstream Media.

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Romney Slams Obama For “Secular Agenda”. You know, when last I checked, America was still a secular nation. Tell that to the American Taliban, of course, or those who, like Romney, deal in Conservative dog-whistle politics.

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Memo to Right-wing Social Conservatives: If you don’t believe that your war on women can and will have deadly consequences, you might just be surprised. Careful what you ask for; your zealotry might just end up killing your own daughter.

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Catholic Church to Girl Scouts: If you’re a Girl Scout, you’re godless, atheist, America-hating Communist scum…and you’re probably having illicit, sinful sex AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!

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Guess what, Conservative male legislators? We’ll see your trans-vaginal ultrasounds and raise you limits on vasectomies. Not so much fun when the table are turned, is it??

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Poll: Stabenow Leads Hoekstra By 21 Points In Michigan Senate Race. Yo, Pete; so how’s that cheap, pointless, racist play on your opponent’s surname working out for you?

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