Santorum: ‘You’re a Liberal Something, but You’re not a Christian’. Evidently, being a Liberal is inimical to being a Christian, because, as ANY real American patriot knows, only Conservatives can be considered true Christians. Of cours, God’s a Republican, don’tchaknow??
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Before Vote, Republicans Make Moves to the Right. Nice of the New York Times to pick up on a breaking trend early, eh?
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Say, didn’t Adam Sandler used to be funny?
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Andrew Breitbart says Occupy has a ‘culture of rape’ and ACORN is paying ‘unsafe people’ to occupy. This just in: Andrew Breitbart’s an idiot, and ACORN is out of business. How can you argue with someone who spends most of his time foaming at the mouth? Andrew Breitbart and reason are like matter and anti-matter.
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If you wonder why I detest awards shows like the Oscars so much, consider the momentous debate over whether or not Jennifer Lopez’ nipple was showing through her dress. Stay classy, y’all…and stop acting as if you’ve never seen a nipple before, ‘kay??
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Don’tcha just LOVE it when Conservatives eat their young? I know I do.
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Just when you might have begun to think that teenagers couldn’t POSSIBLY come up with a new, original, and ingenious way to get drunk, high, or otherwise altered…well, guess what? We were wrong…WAY wrong. Vodka-soaked tampons? Don’tcha just LOVE American ingenuity??
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When you have no ideas or solutions of your own to offer, leaning on mean-spirited, self-righteous religiosity and dog-whistle politics is always a good option. Panem et circenses, eh?
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You know, when you’ve lost any semblance of moral authority to govern, targeting dissenters for elimination is generally your only workable option. #stayclassy
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This American Warehouse Sounds as Bad as Foxconn. Jeebus, you’d think they’d just consider themselves lucky to have a job….
