It’s not a lie if you believe it.
- George Costanza, Seinfeld
Just in case you were wondering: Sports Illustrated Models Look Better in Bikinis Than Actual Clothes. Go figure….
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The Affordable Care Act: Just like rape. If, by “rape”, you mean children being able to remain on their parents’ insurance until they’re 26…then yes, it IS just like rape.
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How paranoid and addled does one have to be in order to believe that JC Penney’s decision to keep Ellen DeGeneres is less a business decision than an effort to “normalize and promote homosexuality”?
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I can almost hear Republicans screaming already: 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote nationwide. When last I checked, dead people don’t vote…and even if they did, evidently Republicans are convinced the dead are a significant Democratic constituency.
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Here’s a shock: a man suffered cardiac arrest while eating a “Triple Bypass Burger” at the Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, AZ. Who could have seen that coming…especially at a place that advertises “Taste Worth Dying For!”? Stay classy….
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Santorum: Dems ‘look down their nose’ at Americans. No, we just look down our noses at intolerant, hyper-religious zealots who have nothing positive to add to the public discourse. We can’t stand you because your idea of “religious liberty” means having the freedom to force your religion on those who happen not to think or believe as your do.
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Hey, didja know that being adopted makes one a danger to society? Fox News Channel’s Keith Ablow says so…and therefore it MUST be true, right?
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Imagine going through life being known for releasing Jeremy Lin. Welcome to Golden State Warriors Coach Mark Jackson’s world.
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700 Club personality accused of stealing husband’s porn. Man, you’d think that Tamara Lowe, being the successful and resourceful person she is, would be able to find her own porn.
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Nancy Pelosi’s right: The Democratic Party should come out fully and unequivocally for marriage equality. But, collectively possessing the moral courage of the Cowardly Lion, it will never happen.
