February 5, 2012 5:12 AM

Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies

Gingrich: Gay Marriage a ‘Perfect Example of What I Mean by the Rise of Paganism’. Right; because, as any REAL red-blooded, God-fearing, patriotic American Christian KNOWS, Teh Gayz are required by their religion to sacrifice a goat prior to making a lifetime commitment.

Romney Touts Support Of Pastor Who Sees A Correlation Between Marriage Equality And 9/11. Better to be thought a moron than to be Dr. Roberto Miranda and remove any lingering doubt.

Tim Tebow Cancels Talk With Rod Parsley, Ohio Prosperity Pastor. God wants you to be rich. And hate all things Muslim. At least Tebow recognizes the need to not be seen as being just another intolerant, self-absorbed Christian so unlike the Christ they worship.

‘Pro-Life’ Activists Pile Praise Decision to Defund Breast Cancer Screenings at Planned Parenthood with Phony Science. Never let the truth get in the way of propping up your agenda.

Newt Gingrich Robocall: Mitt Romney Forced Holocaust Survivors To Eat Non-Kosher Food. That bastard!! And he probably killed Kenny!!

Scott Lively, The Rainbow Flag, and the End of Days. If your faith is so fragile that it’s threatened by the LGBT community, might I suggest you have bigger problems than your fear of Teh Gayz??

5 Signs the Christian Right Still Wields Too Much Power in America. I suppose the challenge was in narrowing the list down to only five signs.

Kristi Watts Explains Why Atheists Should Want to ‘Cut Down Every Tree’. Be careful; your smug arrogance and self-righteous ignorance is showing….

AFA’s One Million Mom’s demonstrate real bigotry. It’s What Jesus Would Do?

Perkins: ‘The Islamists and the Homosexuals Work Out of the Same Playbook’. If we don’t currently have anything to be frightened of, we’ll invent something sure to strike terror in the hearts of good, God-fearing patriotic American Christians.

Anti-Islam Film Shown “On Continuous Loop” to NYPD Counterterrorism Trainees. Because not until everyone is propagandized into hating the Swarthy Brown People will America truly be safe.

Bryan Fischer Hails Roger Ailes for Running Fox News with ‘Exactly the Style that Jesus Taught’. Really? I wasn’t aware that propaganda, dishonesty, and slanted Right-wing journalism were among the teachings of Jesus. Evidently, I must have slept through that lesson in Sunday School.

Gen. “Jerry” Boykin Claims North Carolina Terror Ring Plotted to “Capture” and “Torture” Him. We should be so lucky….

Boykin’s Myopic View of the First Amendment. If you ain’t got Jesus, then you ain’t got freedom of speech.

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