The Best Tweets About Breading, The Weird New Internet Meme. You have to know that you’ve got WAY too much time on your hands when cutting a hole in a piece of bread on putting it on your cat’s head so you can take a picture seems like a good idea. W.T.F????
WSJ Publishes Op-Ed From 16 Climate Deniers, Refused Letter From 255 Top Scientists. Because journalistic objectivity…is dead.
Eat A Chicken Wing With One Hand. Remember, it’s all about keeping your beer hand free.
Biblical Birthers? Titus Claims Bible Says Obama Ineligible for Presidency. Hmm…sounds like Herb Titus may be ineligible for membership in humanity.
5 Beers No Man Should Drink After 25. Any list that begins with Milwaukee’s Best Light is on to something.
Coming To Grips With Your Sexless Adulthood. Welcome to reality, eh?
Virginia Democrat Proposes ‘Gender Equity’ To Anti-Abortion Bill, Requires Rectal Exams For Men Seeking Viagra. Fair is fair, right??
Fox Gives Right-To-Work Laws A Helping Hand. The right to work for less…now that’s “fair and balanced.”
Sample List Of South Carolina’s ‘Dead Voters’ Shows No Ballots Actually Cast By Dead People. Not that this fact will stop Republicans from their voter suppression efforts.
Fox Regularly Uses The “Racial Code Words” Denounced By Fox’s Juan Williams. I’d say something about Williams being paid handsomely to enable his oppressors, but why waste the energy?
Man Jailed For Light Saber Attack. Shouldn’t someone tell this Ph.D. candidate that Star Wars was a movie…and that light sabers aren’t real??
Could A Barefoot QB Succeed In The NFL?. Sure…if the NFL puts a franchise in Dogpatch, TN.
6 Of The Greatest Real Life Ladies Men To Ever Walk The Earth. Sadly, you didn’t make the list. Go figure.
Security Camera Thief Caught On Security Camera. Today on “Stoopid Kriminul Trix”….
AMS Certified Meteorologist Mark Johnson Claims ‘Earth Hasn’t Warmed In 15 Years’. Hey, Nero! Here’s your fiddle….
Saudi Oil Minister Calls Global Warming “Humanity’s Most Pressing Concern”. Of course, he’ll be roundly ignored by the media, because the Mainstream Media, contrary to what those on the Right would have you believe, is controlled by wealthy White Conservatives. Yeah, I know; WHAT Liberal Media??
