How to Fart In Front of Your New Significant Other. Just another WWJD public service. You can thank me later.
Wendy’s Denies Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Its Food. And I was SO looking forward to trying their new 1/2-lb. Fetus Burger.
Mitt’s Income vs. Your Income: How long would it take the GOP candidate to earn what you make in a year?. I’d suggest not doing this unless you want to become very depressed very quickly.
HOUSE REPUBLICANS ORDER JOURNALIST ARRESTED AT HEARING. So much for the 1st Amendment….
In 1940, An English Golf Club Wrote Rules Explaining Proper Conduct Should Nazi Bombs Suddenly Fall. I would have thought they’d just take relief from an unplayable lie and then play through.
Impeachment is not a toy. Unless you’re a Republican Congressman, in which case it’s a perfectly reasonable way to deal with a President you disagree with.
Neo-Nazi Who Advocated Border Landmines Launches Run For Sheriff in Arizona. As a Democrat. Lovely. Welcome to the most thoroughly screwed-up, anal-retentive state in the Union.
The Patient Who “Tried To Insert His Penis Into His Dog,” and Other Confessions of a Therapist. Maybe it’s just me, but this seems as if it might be…oh, I don’t know…oversharing??
Gwyneth Paltrow Wonders If Daughter Apple Is a ‘Lipstick Lesbian’. She’s what…eight? Really? That’s what you’re going to concern yourself with before she even reaches puberty??
Battle for Novak Djokovic’s shirt brings tears. You know you REALLY need to get a life when this is a crisis.
The Apple Bug That Let Us Spy On A Total Stranger’s iPhone. So much for privacy….
They Pick And Choose Which Ox To Gore. Michael Reagan is a hypocrite with a very selective devotion to the truth.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALLEN WEST, HOPEFULLY. Karma can be a real…well, let’s just say that it rhymes with rich.
Finding Just Enough Food To Not Be Poor Enough. You have stuff; ergo, the well-fed talking heads at Fox News Channel and Fox Business Channel agree: you aren’t poor. You’re just indolent, lazy, unmotivated, and lacking in initiative.
Exclusive: Here Are Plans For A New Professional Football League, Run By Former NFL, XFL, And USFL Executives. Awesome. As long as Donald Trump isn’t involved.
Six Tricks For Getting a TV Show, Via Louis CK and Lorne Michaels. Evidently, “sleeping with the producers” isn’t one of the tricks.
