February 8, 2012 4:55 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Republicans Have More Orgasms, According to Match.com Sex Survey. So…voting for Mitt Romney makes you better in bed??

Feds argue for graphic images on cigarette packs. Isn’t it about time we confronted smokers with the risks they’re assuming…and all of us are paying for?

Why Two Airplanes Are Fucking on the Cover of BusinessWeek. Go ahead, I know you want to do it: [insert cockpit joke here].

Super Bowl Tickets Up For Grabs After Woman Dumps Man For Having Cancer. That’s one classy lady…that’s he’s without a doubt better off without.

Frances Bean Cobain Says Courtney Love Killed Her Pets. Ah, so Courtney Love really IS the Black Angel of Death?

Praying to Be Skinny and Straight: Why Evangelicals Are Concerned With Weight-loss and ‘Ex-gay’ Therapies. Because they’re obsessing about things that have nothing at all to do with the teachings of the Jesus Christ they profess to revere. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

10 Things That Mean Less Than A Trump Endorsement. Topping the list would be Newt Gingrich pontificating about the importance of integrity and fidelity.

The Most Awesome Homoerotic Mark Zuckerberg Fanfic. Eww. Just Eww. Man, someone really needs to get out more.

Jan Brewer Could Face Wisconsin-Style Recall. We can only hope….

Cabarrus lawmaker calls for public hangings. What’s next? Making adulterers wear scarlet letters? Chopping the hands off thieves? Debtors prisons? Welcome to Republican Amerika, eh?

A Stealthy Inmate Added a Pig to the Vermont State Troopers’ Squad Cars. Sounds like someone has a wee bit too much time on their hands.

Why is Obama So Chicken, Unwilling to Even Address the Question of Pot and the Failed Drug War?. Because that would take a degree of political courage he’s lacked since he took office.

The Right-Wing Zombie Lie About Public Workers That Just Won’t Die. It’s not hard to hate and disrespect what you can’t be bothered to understand.

Hot New Social Network Pinterest Torn Apart by Marginally Crude Picture. Could it be that a few too many people are taking themselves a bit too seriously?

GOP Congressman Vows To Kill Child Labor Protections. What’s the point of having children if you can’t exploit them?

Mark Zuckerberg Takes Credit for Populist Revolutions Now That Facebook’s Gone Public. Some folks dream of ruling the world. Mark Zuckerberg actually does.

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