March 2012 Archives
- March 31, 2012
The American political system explained in a single picture - March 31, 2012
When satire mimics actual policy, you get our health care system - March 31, 2012
Just in case you've forgotten why labor unions are a very good thing.... - March 31, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 31, 2012
The Liberal nail that sticks up gets hammered down by Conservative reason and logic - March 30, 2012
Because it's Friday, here's a drunk Canadian singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the back of a police car - March 30, 2012
Amerika: Stupid ain't the liability it used to be...and edumication is WAY overrated - March 30, 2012
Digging our graves with our teeth, #371 - March 30, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because you are what you obsess over - March 30, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 30, 2012
Hey, kids!! Now you can decipher Republican dog whistle politics!! - March 29, 2012
Today's free-fire zone fashion must-have: the hoodie - March 29, 2012
The real tragedy in the Trayvon Martin case - March 29, 2012
Universal health care: evidently only available to Conservatives - March 29, 2012
We're only #5 when it comes to executions? It's time to step up our game, America! - March 29, 2012
Conservative outrage: Not available to Liberals and women - March 29, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 28, 2012
Sunset at Galveston- one of the few things I miss about Texas - March 28, 2012
When a Democrats does it, it's the worst sort of Socialist tyranny. When a Republican does it, it's inspired policy. - March 28, 2012
Paul Ryan: Because compassion is for losers and Liberals - March 28, 2012
Isn't it time we lose the hypocrisy and treat marijuana like alcohol and cigarettes? - March 28, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: Because the truth depends on what kind of crazy you believe in - March 28, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 27, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: No household pet is safe from Herman Cain - March 27, 2012
And if you're wondering why Marcus Camby didn't do this in Portland.... - March 27, 2012
Today on Schadenfreude Watch: Susan G. Komen reaping what it sowed - March 27, 2012
Defense spending: Making America weaker in the name of making America stronger - March 27, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: When you got nothin', rumor, innuendo, and character assassination are great options - March 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because some things don't go away when you shake your Etch-a-Sketch - March 27, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 26, 2012
Emmitt Till...Medgar Evers...Martin Luther King, Jr...Trayvon Martin - March 26, 2012
Something to make you think twice about what's in that candy bar. Hint: it's not Schadenfreude - March 26, 2012
You know organ donation has its drawbacks when.... - March 26, 2012
Today in Right-wing hypocrisy and cheap, gratuitous anti-Semitism - March 26, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Truth is, stocks performs better when a Democrat's in the White House - March 26, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 25, 2012
Another WWJD Public Service: What not to wear while trying to adopt a dog - March 25, 2012
The most telling example of Right-wing hypocrisy you'll see today - March 25, 2012
Something to think about when you begin congratulating yourself on how far we've come - March 25, 2012
The Affordable Health Care Act: "Armageddon" ain't what it used to be - March 25, 2012
Tim Tebow: Overexposed and...wait; I'm contributing to the problem, aren't I?? - March 25, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 24, 2012
Oh, the things that happen when children travel - March 24, 2012
Football diplomacy: The path to victory (or something) in Syria - March 24, 2012
Racism, speaking for itself - March 24, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 23, 2012
Hey, guess where my finger's been?!? - March 23, 2012
"A perfectly lubricated weather vane" - March 23, 2012
Beer: Helping creative people get laid since 1922 - March 23, 2012
Racism and Mississippi...like peanut butter and jelly, even in 2012 - March 23, 2012
Patriots Awake! Take America Back From The Evil, Bloodthirsty, Dissolute Liberals!!! - March 23, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 22, 2012
...and we treat all manner of disease with only the highest quality leeches - March 22, 2012
I'm not saying we're all going to die horrible, painful, senseless deaths, but.... - March 22, 2012
Did you order an extra large sausage...pizza...or are you just glad to see me?? - March 22, 2012
No, Paul Ryan only seems to be the personification of callousness and Evil - March 22, 2012
Equality for women? That's so 2011.... - March 22, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 22, 2012
Today's Creative Merchandising Fail - March 21, 2012
Dennis Terry: (Not exactly) The poster boy for Christian charity, tolerance, and forgiveness - March 21, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because who knew that the REAL threat to America is...wait for it...porn - March 21, 2012
What Republican governance really looks like - March 21, 2012
Texas Republicans: We know lady parts best! - March 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Never let facts and truth trump ideology - March 21, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 20, 2012
You have to know you're a pariah when not even Rush Limbaugh will accept your ads - March 20, 2012
When you care enough to send the very breast...er, best - March 20, 2012
Hitler said that upon taking power he'd eliminate a woman's right to control her body - March 20, 2012
If you're an athlete who wants to make a political statement, at least know what you're talking about - March 20, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - March 20, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 19, 2012
Why the GOP will eventually go the way of the dinosaur - March 19, 2012
Today's communique from the Western Front in the War on Women - March 19, 2012
The war on women: Because middle-aged White men know best when it comes to lady parts - March 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because America is SO much better when we react instead of think - March 19, 2012
Do you like the freedoms we enjoy today? Thank a Liberal for standing up for them. - March 19, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 18, 2012
500 monkeys with 500 iPads: The WWJD fact-checking staff - March 18, 2012
Sex: If you're not having it (and even if you are), you don't get to control what others do - March 18, 2012
The Republican health care plan: Back to the future - March 18, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 17, 2012
Today's Rorschach test: A hot betacarotene injection...or a penis? - March 17, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.17.12) - March 17, 2012
This year's hot vacation destination for the American Taliban: Iran - March 17, 2012
Digging our graves with our teeth, #358 - March 17, 2012
A plausible explanation for Rush Limbaugh - March 17, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 16, 2012
Another WWJD Public Service...you're welcome - March 16, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.16.12) - March 16, 2012
If you believe that women, knowledge, unions, and birth control are the enemy, you're a Republican - March 16, 2012
This agression will not stand, man.... - March 16, 2012
Today's front page headline from the Schadenfreude Gazette - March 16, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 15, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.15.12) - March 15, 2012
Happy Snides of March - March 15, 2012
When Right-wing ideology is a synonym for journalism, you must be Matt Drudge - March 15, 2012
GOP 2012: Because a closed mind is a great way to ward off uncertainty - March 15, 2012
Dick Cheney: It seems Darth Vader is at heart a coward - March 15, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 14, 2012
Conservatives: Frequently wrong, but always willing to deflect responsibility for their errors - March 14, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.14.12) - March 14, 2012
Nine more hearts than Rush Limbaugh has - March 14, 2012
The Rush Limbaugh boycott: Beware the Law of Unintended Consequences - March 14, 2012
Today's Moment of Holiness: Sex is dirty (only when it's done right) - March 14, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 14, 2012
Today in the war on women: "If you just stopped having sex, we wouldn't have this problem" - March 13, 2012
Fox News Channel: We report the Right-wing propaganda. You obey. - March 13, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.13.12) - March 13, 2012
Too stupid to be allowed to vote? - March 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: He's just like you and me...he speaks fluent Redneck - March 13, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 12, 2012
If Kenny Powers was a relationship counselor.... - March 12, 2012
Doonesbury: What some newspapers refuse to let you see (3.12.12) - March 12, 2012
Congratulations...y'all just set women's basketball back 50 years - March 12, 2012
The GOP platform in 12 honest- and very accurate- sentences - March 12, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 11, 2012
Effective uses for Rush Limbaugh, #47 - March 11, 2012
Pot, meet Kettle: Rick Santorum calls Mitt Romney a liar - March 11, 2012
GOP 2012: When crazy and unreasonable drive out good and decent - March 11, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 10, 2012
GOP 2012: Of course it's not a war against women...it's a police action - March 10, 2012
Sarah Palin: Uh...who gives a damn anymore? - March 10, 2012
Effective uses for Rush Limbaugh, #32 - March 10, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Better to be thought a blithering idiot than...oh, never mind.... - March 10, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 9, 2012
And now for something completely different: Moscow and it's people before the Revolution - March 9, 2012
Sorry, ma'am...I think you have Republicans in your vagina - March 9, 2012
Welfare for individuals = Socialism; welfare for corporations = sound fiscal policy - March 9, 2012
GOP 2012: Because it's not about you - March 9, 2012
It turns out that "Rush Limbaugh" is an anagram for "Conservative hate speech" - March 9, 2012
Gas prices: time to get a grip on reality, don'tchathink?? - March 9, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 8, 2012
Uh...would butt plugs be in Hardware or Home Furnishings?? Man, you can find ANYTHING at Sears! - March 8, 2012
Today on "Security Theater of the Absurd".... - March 8, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's been a "Simpsons" character for 20 years - March 8, 2012
Sandra Fluke: Sometimes, the mere act of carrying yourself with dignity it the best revenge - March 8, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Hypocrisy and smug arrogance make a damned poor defense - March 8, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 7, 2012
How music careers get launched - March 7, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Schadenfreude is just another word for dancing on the grave of his career - March 7, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: You know you're toast when both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert ridicule you - March 7, 2012
Oxymoron alert: "Fox News Channel" and "objective journalism" - March 7, 2012
Stay classy, Missouri: Honoring Rush Limbaugh says all you need to know about the Show Me State - March 7, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 6, 2012
Hank the Cat for Senate: Because he's better with factual statements than Orrin Hatch or Jon Kyl - March 6, 2012
Today's hot new meme: "Who Said It- Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei or Rick Santorum?" - March 6, 2012
Virginia: Where women are considered a bigger threat to public safety than gun owners - March 6, 2012
GOP 2012: Because moral courage is highly overrated and overvalued - March 6, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Satan would be a VERY good running mate - March 6, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 5, 2012
Great moments in racist marketing tie-ins - March 5, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 5, 2012
It's beginning to feel a lot like soccer season.... - March 5, 2012
Moderates didn't leave the Republican Party; the Republican Party left the moderates - March 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Riding Jesus to the finish line like a rented mule - March 4, 2012
Memo to Conservatives: Condescion and smug arrogance do not a convincing argument make - March 4, 2012
For your consideration, a dissenting view on Christianity. Discuss. - March 4, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 4, 2012
Prison for Profit: Somewhere warm and breezy, Ayn Rand is snickering into her PBR - March 3, 2012
Free speech may be offensive speech, but we don't have to patronize those who support it - March 3, 2012
Today's WWJD Public Service: So you want to be a con man?? - March 3, 2012
Nice to see Joe Arpaio taking on the truly intractable issue facing America: Barack Obama's birth certificate - March 3, 2012
The next time you feel moved to complain about your job.... - March 3, 2012
Fox News Channel: When you can't beat 'em, defame 'em & question their motives - March 3, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - March 2, 2012
Happy Friday! Celebrate with some Monty Python: "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - March 2, 2012
If you can't say anything nice...well, you were probably Andrew Breitbart (#2) - March 2, 2012
All you need to remember Andrew Breitbart properly...in postcard form - March 2, 2012
So, Christianity and compassion really are mutually exclusive? - March 2, 2012
Tea Party 2012: It's so much easier when you break it down scientifically - March 2, 2012
Franklin Graham: A case of the apple falling nowhere near the tree - March 1, 2012
If you can't say anything nice...well, you were probably Andrew Breitbart - March 1, 2012
Gas prices: Efficient upward wealth redistribution (it's not Socialism when it goes upward) - March 1, 2012
Conclusive proof that the Affordable Care Act is (not exactly) an evil, leftist plot to destroy our freedom - March 1, 2012
Franklin Graham: Jesus may love you, but most of us you're a [insert pejorative genital reference here] - March 1, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic