March 3, 2012 5:52 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Hey, kids!! Now you can relive the campaign for the 2012 GOP nomination forever with these high-quality life-like action figures!! Panem et circenses for everyone!!

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Gay Marine’s homecoming kiss goes viral. Our world will be a much better place when this sort of thing is no longer considered noteworthy or newsworthy.

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If you’re trying to understand how, why, and when the GOP lost it’s freakin’ mind, this would be a pretty good place to start. Good luck….

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I realize this will take all y’all by surprise, but Rush Limbaugh really hates women. Man, you’d have to think that keeping that much rage and bile bottled up can’t be healthy…but I can’t imagine that “Rush Limbaugh” and “healthy” would often be used together.

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Santorum Campaign: Michigan Primary ‘A Virtual Tie’. Uh, no; not by a long shot. The beautiful thing about mathematics is that it’s absolute. When your opponents receives more votes than you, than means YOU LOST. No matter how you mangle the truth, disfigure objective reality, or otherwise spin the facts, LESS IS NOT ‘A VIRTUAL TIE’ WITH MORE.

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Greetings from The He-Man Woman Haters Club. When 52 of the 56 guests booked onto last Sunday’s national talk shows are male, it’s not hard to understand why women are so angry these days. They have good reason.

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Newcombe: School Prayer Would Have Prevented Ohio School Shooting. School prayer: It’s a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!

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Snooki Is Probably Pregnant. And I probably couldn’t care less…

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Republican Congressional Candidate Says ‘Holocaust Never Happened’. Better to be thought a fool and an intellectual and moral black hole than to be Art Jones and remove any lingering doubt.

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You have to know that things are tough all over when the average Wall Street bonus is only $120,000. Anyone care to pass the hat for the truly needy??

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