In case you were wondering…yes, Harvard students are having sex. Go figure….
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I’m No Longer a Catholic. Why Are You?. I’m not Catholic, but even I have to wonder why anyone would profess a faith that’s far more about obedience to to the prejudices of narrow-minded, overfed, celibate White men than it is about the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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Tea Partiers Against College—For Other People’s Kids. I really believe that most teabaggers would be happy living under a bridge and roasting squirrels over an open flame…as long as those around them didn’t have squirrels.
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McDonald’s Assures Chinese: Our Food Is Not Poison. Perhaps, but it has roughly the same effect on the human body as poison.
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Do you enjoy working in your cube farm, but you’re not certain how to succeed by crushing the aspirations of your coworkers/competitors? Relax, here’s how you can climb to the top by crawling over the shattered, broken bodies of those who would turn your office into the set from Survivor.
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And you think it’s easy being Tiger Woods??
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Whodathunkit? Someone mentions “fascist food” and the conversation isn’t about Whole Food. Go figure….
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“Kill Romney strategy”?? Uh…shouldn’t someone be calling the Secret Service??
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This just in: Tim Tebow had a dinner date with Taylor Swift…and the wholesomeness warning scale was just elevated from “disturding” to “nauseating.”
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This is what it look like when a long-running dynasty breaks down under the weight of expectations, immaturity, and an impossible to duplicate past.