Have You Seen This Woman’s Cheating Husband? She’d really like to trade him in for a more reliable model.
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Orrin Hatch: Obama Has Traded In The Hardhat For “A Hipster Fedora And A Double Skim Latte”. This just in: Hatch has departed the realm of the sublime for the domain of the ridiculous. The man’s clearly off his medication.
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Former LA City Commissioner Blames Fondness for Child Porn on Magic Tumors. What? Like you were expecting him to accept personal responsibility and own up to his shortcomings? This is America, remember??
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Jeff Samardzija wants to make love to you with his eyes. I, for one, am completely creeped out.
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James O’Keefe Sues Current TV, Keith Olbermann For Defamation. Because it’s true; the best defense really is a good offense.
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Hey, why would a hot female college student take out thousands of dollars in student loans when she can earn her way through school on her back…and on her knees??
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Maine Republican Senator Olympia Snowe is retiring after 33 years on Capitol Hill. Over her career in the Senate, she made a name for herself as a moderate…or, as today’s Teapublicans refer to her, a “traitor.”
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The Poor Lives of Rich People. And you thought it was easy being wealthy. The rich really ARE different; they have bigger problems.
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Newt Gingrich: “We’re Americans, damnit! America takes what it wants from whomever it wants to take it from. America uses whatever means we have at its disposal, and it doesn’t worry about who gets hurt. Most of all, America never, EVER apologizes!!!”
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Rick Warren: Christians, Muslims worship same God. So, of course the Rabid Religious Right wants to rip Warren a new one- “NO WAY ARE MUSLIMS EVER GOING TO HEAVEN!!”