March 7, 2012 7:10 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

So It’s Come To This: Erotic Jeremy Lin Fan Art [So, So NSFW]. OMG…if you don’t LOVE da Interwebs after this, you really should check yourself for a pulse.

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You may not have realized this, but evidently Canada is North America’s capitol of electoral corruption. Game on, eh??

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Anti-Personhood Oklahoma Senator Holds Sign: “If I Wanted The Government In My Womb, I’d F— A Senator”. Sometimes, nothing else needs to be said. This is one of those times.

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Irish SOPA signed into law. Online privacy won’t be destroyed with a sledgehammer. It will be destroyed quietly, one country at a time.

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Gen. Jerry Boykin: AIG Bailout Was U.S. Government Practicing Sharia Law. Evidently, being a retired general doesn’t mean you aren’t going to occasionally need to have your medication adjusted.

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Philadelphia Union Preseason Friendly Called Off After Not-So-Friendly Fight. I went to Costa Rica to play some soccer, and all I got was assaulted.

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Shirley Sherrod: “My Prayers Go Out To Mr. Breitbart’s Family”. Which only prove that Ms. Sherrod possesses more class and decency in her little finger than Andrew Breitbart could have mustered over the course of his short, miserable life.

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Obama: GOP ‘Not Telling You The Truth’ About Gas Prices. “Mom, would Republicans demagogue an issue so important to every American?” “Youdamnbetca, they would!”

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Needing A Nine-Goal Swing To Qualify, Bahrain Wins Match 10-0. It seems the Indonesian national team showed up hung over and with a massive case of Montezuma’s Revenge.

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Iraq War And Afghan Conflict Harmed The Economy, Study Says. Wow…who could have seen that coming?

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