March 12, 2012 5:34 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

The next time you feel like extolling the virtues of the American health care system as if it’s unquestionably the best in the world, try answering this very simple questions: Why does an MRI cost $1,080 in America and $280 in France?

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Have you ever wondered what happens when you break a penis? I know; I try not to think about it, either.

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President Santorum Announces: Church and State Merger Complete. Say what you will about the American Taliban, but they demand efficiency.

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Cato Goes to War. Evidently, this is what can happen when the Koch brothers don’t think you’re doing everything you possibly can to effect the defeat of Barack Obama.

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Nets Owner Loses Russian Presidential Election Thanks To “Fucking Fuckwits”. Well, he can’t be surprised, given that his campaign platform was, “I’m tall.”

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Why Teaching People to Think for Themselves Is Repugnant to Religious Zealots and Rick Santorum. Because when you begin thinking for yourself, you begin to understand that the dominant religion has little to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ. It’s about power, money, and control. Period.

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Did you know that Hollywood is furiously waging war on Christians? Yeah, I know…yawn….

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Have you been noticing that the Far Right has managed to turn everything into a front in their culture war? I suppose this is what happens when you have nothing of value to add to the public discourse.

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The beautiful thing about being a Republican Presidential candidate is that you can declare victory in every primary or caucus…no matter how poorly you may have actually fared.

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You know, there’s a very easy way to make certain Rush Limbaugh disappears: stop feeding him.

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