How many joints would you have to smoke to die of a marijuana overdose?. This is the Internet, so of course someone will try to figure this out. Uh…the Darwin Awards are holding on line two….
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Grand Forks Olive Garden Receives Positive Review. I’d hope so; it’s about the only restaurant in Grand Forks.
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Today’s “WTF???” moment: In a sign that nothing in this world really makes sense anymore, Rev. Pat Robertson is now in favor of legalizing marijuana.
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Michigan woman wins $1-million lottery, still collects welfare. Hey, it’s not like she’s working or anything….
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Father Bites Off 6-Year-Old Son’s Penis. Uh, no…I got nothing….
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The Judge In The Mets Owners’ Trial Is A Big Yankee Fan. You have to know that things are off to a VERY bad start when….
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Enterprising Man Arrested For Smuggling 40,000 Fake Erectile Dysfunction Pills. Cue the Rush Limbaugh feigned outrage in 4…3…2…. (HE WAS HAVING SO MUCH SEX….)
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You have to know that your life REALLY sucks when you’re reduced to getting advice from Zach Galifianakis.
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There’s no denying that the GOP is waging war against women when you consider that the Kansas Legislature is debating an anti-abortion bill that could end up taxing rape victims. Memo to Gov. Sam Brownback: Stay classy, eh?? Compassion is not Socialism (nor is it evil and un-Christian), knowhutimean??
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The real reason why marijuana is still illegal is that lobbyists are making millions off the war on drugs. Nice, eh?