Breitbart Brain Trust Completely Destroys Own Websites. Clearly “Breitbart” and “brain trust” are mutually exclusive and rarely found in the same sentence.
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Student Wins Election Through Innovative Dick-Complimenting Campaign. She’d have a brilliant future as a Republican…except that she’s Canadian.
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John Boehner may be very bad at his job, but at least he knows what “ocular rectitis” is.
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Thank GOD for Rush Limbaugh. Without him, we’d have NO idea that the Left is engaged in constant, never-ending misogyny.
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Now you can enjoy someone’s breasts as much as their status updates. God, I just LOVE technology….
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Utah: where sex edumication is about to become optional. Say, where DO babies come from, anyway??
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In case you were wondering, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie really IS a complete dick.
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The sexiest possible way for a girl to announce she’s a total nerd. Most guys usually aren’t too worried about what a girl’s panties look like. We’re too busy trying to get them off her.
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In case you hadn’t already noticed, Republicans really are taking the country back…in time.
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Guess what? Obama’s trying to bring back racial discrimination. Say, isn’t that kinda counter-productive, given that he’s half African-American??
