March 17, 2012 5:13 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Washington Redskins Give Up Future Of The Washington Redskins. You had me at “I hope he poops rainbows.”

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TX Sen Candidate Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy To Eliminate Golf. What? No foaming-at-the-mouth rants about the gold standard? What about the Trilateral Commission? Or the UN’s drive toward one-world government? Or the IMF’s desire for a worldwide currency? Or President Obama’s secret air force of black helicopters? Or the President’s birth certificate?

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Rush Limbaugh tries to rewrite history, scrubs transcripts calling Sandra Fluke a slut & asking for sex videos of her. Hmm…sounds like someone’s unclear on the meaning of “Google cache.”

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How Much Does it Cost to Become College Sports’s Biggest Program? Enough to make you wonder how edumication fits into the picture.

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The good news is that advertisers are leery of talk radio in the wake of the Rush Limbaugh fiasco. Perhaps companies will finally start paying attention to who their advertising dollars are supporting.

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Right Wing Smears CNN Anchor As ‘Anti-Semitic’ And Racist . This what happens when you don’t faithfully regurgitate the Rabid Right’s propaganda. Remember, it’s not about facts or truth; it’s about what you can get people to believe.

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The 10 most satisfying examples of people who got revenge on a cheating ex. The only response that seems appropriate is “anger management.”

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House GOP Budget Won’t Include Military Spending Cuts. Of course they won’t; who needs social programs or fixing the economy when we should be thinking about going to war with Iran?

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Precisely why you shouldn’t purchase a pre-owned yoga mat. OK, you lost me at “my dog peed on it twice.”

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Republican-Controlled Arizona Legislature On Cusp Of Defunding Planned Parenthood. Because as any good, patriotic, God-fearing, White Christian American knows, Planned Parenthood is nothing but a huge abortion mill.

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