If you’ve been conflicted by the choice between iced tea and beer…well, worry no more, Cowboy…for Coors Light just rode to the rescue.
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If you have 16:05 to waste, how about spending it getting to know Newt Gingrich? Or playing Russian Roulette in your bathtub? Both activities involve destroying large numbers of brain cells with no hope of recovery.
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When you’re Rick Santorum, and you have no plans to fix the economy, why not beat the drums for going to war with Iran? And isn’t the Army a job creator? Travel the world, meet new people…and kill them.
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So, you’ve been stranded in a New Mexico forest for 3 1/2 weeks. What to do? If you see this as an opportunity to spend some quality time with your cat, you win!
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Entire Pacific Nation Readies Plan To Abandon Low-Lying Island And Move To Fiji Because Of Global Warming. Hey, we all have to make sacrifices for progress…right??
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I went to the symphony…and a hockey game broke out. Both sides got five minutes for fighting and a game misconduct.
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Study: Bees Have Distinct Personalities. And so do many Republicans…or so I’ve been told.
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Mitt Romney Is in the Top 0.0025%. Mitt Romney 2012: Because he’s just like you and me…if we’d made $21.7 million last year.
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Newt Gingrich thinks Mitt Romney is the weakest Republican frontrunner in 90 years. And I suppose he knows just the man to fix the problem??
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Inhofe: God Says Global Warming Is A Hoax. Odd; and all this time I’d been thinking Jim Inhofe is a joke.
