March 16, 2012 7:05 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Better to be thought a fool than to be Patricia Heaton and remove any lingering doubt.

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Iraqi Militants Stone 14 Emo Kids to Death. And then there are those who make Rush Limbaugh look like a freakin’ choir boy.

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The 10 Worst Advertiser-Sponsored Moments Limbaugh Laughed At Human Suffering. Of course, the truth is that Limbaugh isn’t a choirboy; he’s a truly miserable excuse for a human being.

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Hey, dudes…in case you need a reminder, Weekend At Bernie’s was a movie, not a blueprint for how to spend a weekend.

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Remember when everything on da Interwebs used to be true? Yeah, me neither.

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The biggest problem with politics in America is that billionaires have “an insufficient influence” in the process. Yeah, elections would be SO much simpler, easier, and more efficient if we just allowed billionaires to determine who wins elections.

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Don’tcha just LOVE it when referees put whiny coaches in their place? You might, but N.C. State basketball coach Mark Gottfried doesn’t.

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The sad and purely unintentional legacy of Barack Obama may just lie in how many people have lost any constraint whatsoever in their public speech. Decorum? Dignity? Politeness? Those evidently are for losers and Liberals.

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“Doctor, could I have Low T??” If the answer’s “yes”, you might just be Sean Salisbury. It seems that it sucks to be Salisbury these days.

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Chris Matthews really, really thinks the GOP is being ridiculous…and he’s got a point.

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