You want to know why children shouldn’t smoke? So they don’t burn down Gothic castles. THAT’S why.
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Five Insane Conspiracy Theories Limbaugh’s Advertisers Have Sponsored. I’d imagine the challenge was in narrowing the list to only five insane theories.
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Lead Plaintiff In Health Care Reform Suit Files For Bankruptcy With Medical Debt. And you thought irony was dead….
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OneMillionMoms is protesting ABC’s new series, “GCB”. This particularly loony offshoot of the American Family Association calls it “Christian-bashing” and “blasphemy at its worst.” Those of us with our heads screwed on straight just call it “bad TV” and think that OneMillion(UptightSelf-Righteous)Moms really just need to get over themselves.
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Sex Advice From SXSW Bands. ‘Cuz who gets laid more than musicians?? Writers? Not hardly….
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Murkowski Regrets Voting For Blunt’s ‘Religious Conscience’ Measure: ‘I Have Let These Women Down’. Yes, you most certainly have. The question is what you’re planning to do to make things right.
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Fischer: It’s ‘Ridiculous’ to Think Mockery & Condemnation Cause Gay Kids to Commit Suicide. Of course. As any good, God-fearing Christian American patriot can tell you, gay kids commit suicide because God commands them to. Jeebus, but Bryan Fischer is a compassion-deprived idjit.
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Delaware Council Approves ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred’ Resolution To Poke Fun At ‘Personhood’ Movement. Hey, if you’re going to introduce ridiculous legislation, you can’t be surprised when the tables are turned and you’re the subject of parody.
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Bill Maher Defends Rush Limbaugh Again: ‘A Guy Made A Bad Joke’. “A bad joke.” Really? A miserable waste of humanity spends three days calling a female law student a “slut” and a “prostitute”…and you pass it off as a bad joke? Rush Limbaugh’s a pig who shouldn’t be allowed to manage a Dairy Queen in West Palm Beach, much less broadcast his sexism, hatred, and misogyny on a radio show.
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Perkins Claims Christians Who Support Gay Rights ‘Want to Silence Christians’. No, Tony Perkins wants to silence Christian who actually honor the teachings of Jesus Christ and aren’t hatred-driven zealots who wouldn’t recognize Jesus Christ if He showed up with a pair of kneepads and a tube of AstroGlide.
