If the homeless aren’t doing anything productive, why not turn them into walking, talking hotspots to serve the needs of the their betters?
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Portland man charged with sending white powder letters to Congress. No, this wasn’t a Portlandia sketch that went horribly wrong.
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So what happens when a porn star decide a career change is in order…and becomes a teacher? Well, nothing good, certainly.
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Five Thousand Word Blog Post Is 96% Copy-Pasted Wikipedia Entry. When you’re just too damn tired and lazy to do the writing yourself….
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European Women’s Chess Tournament Bans Excessive Cleavage. Uh…this is a problem in competitive chess??
Rule #1: Mitt Romney a liar devoid of even the barest shred of integrity. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1. You think I’m kidding? Romney was demagoguing Medicare even on his 65th birthday, the day he became eligible for it.
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13 Things The Bible Forbids That You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing. Careful; we just might have to stone you, you filthy apostate.
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Democratic Challenger Wins Charity Auction For Meal With GOP Congressman, Brings Reporters As Guests. Lee Rogers (really, anyone who would embarrass Buck McKeon) is my new hero.
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Why do women in Germany have their panties in a wad over urinals? Well, I suppose there’s something odd and…well, disgusting about peeing into a ceramic representation of a woman’s mouth…but hey, it’s art!!
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In Germany, Attitudes Soften Toward Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’. Those who don’t know history are condemned to repeat it. Somewhere, Georges Santayana is spinning in his grave.