[T]he way it is or twinkly’s Manifesto of the Pussy. Yes, women are incredible forces of nature…and sex can be a whole lot of fun. And there ain’t a thing in the world wrong with that, is there?
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4-Foot Long Snake Slithers Out Of Man’s Toilet. The good news is that when this happens to you first thing in the morning, your day can only improve.
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Ohio Bill Would Require Men Submit Affidavit From Sex Partner Confirming Impotence Before Receiving Viagra. Yeah, we all know what paybacks are like….
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Atheist Group’s ‘Slaves’ Billboard Sparks Outrage. Wow…it must be so tough being a Christian these days, what with being so heavily and consistently persecuted and all.
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GOP Lawmaker Says Single Parenthood Causes Child Abuse. ‘Cuz middle-aged Conservative White men know best. Or maybe child abuse causes people to become Republicans??
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Even a murderous despot needs to kick back and relax to his favorite music now and again…and Bashar al-Assad certainly has some odd taste in music.
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Rule #1: Mitt Romney lies. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
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It’s difficult to take Mitt Romney seriously as a front-runner when over 60% of Republican primary votes have been cast against him.
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Santorum: ‘I’m Praying’ for Dan Savage Who ‘Has Serious Issues’. Uh, yeah…I’m not sure that Santorum realizes that he’s the one with the “serious issues.”
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POLL: 2 Of 3 Americans Blame Gas Price Hikes On Big Oil ‘Taking Advantage Of The Situation To Make More Money’. Memo to Republicans: good luck trying to pin the blame on the President.
