FOX POLLS ON GAS PRICES, AND GETS RESULTS IT DOESN’T LIKE. Man, it’ got to suck when the facts can’t be molded to fit the propaganda.
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How to Take Flawless Phone Pics of Your Naked Body. If you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right. You’re welcome.
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Report: Humans Have Evolved To Point Where They No Longer Hear Dick Vitale. After years of shouting his silliness at anyone who would perch him in front of a television camera, Vitale has become the Human Dog Whistle.
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Sad but true: Napster ‘99 still smokes Spotify 2012. True. Questionable morals and ethics aside, Napster ROCKED.
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Al Qaeda To Osama Bin Laden: Fox News ‘Lacks Objectivity’. You have to know that you’re a corruption cabal of ideologues masquerading as journalists when even the terrorists think your “news” is slanted.
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Some Bro Really Wanted His “LeBron Went South But His Mom Rides West” T-Shirt On Television. Coming soon to an eBay auction near you….
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73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old. I’m guessing he went out with a smile on his face.
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Anti-Obama Bumper Sticker: ‘Don’t Re-Nig In 2012’. If you believe this, you really need to do America a favor by turning in your voter registration and staying home on election day. Clearly, you’re too &%$#@(% stupid to be allowed to vote.
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Obama: GOP Candidates ‘Would Have Been Founding Members Of The Flat Earth Society’. What else would you call a party whose platform consists of pandering to the lowest common denominator.
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Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen. Well, that’s probably going to be a very effective way to balance the budget….
