March 22, 2012 6:56 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

After, what…11 years??…Mitt Romney STILL doesn’t have enough information to take a stand on the war in Afghanistan. He does have enough to blame President Obama for screwing the pooch in Afghanistan, though.

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This should take anyone by surprise given their assault on judicial impartiality, but the Supreme Court’s approval ratings are on a pronounced downward slide. Quell surprise….

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Playing to the cheap seats. When you have nothing of value to add to the public discourse, you must A) be a Republican, and B) be reduced to appealing to the lowest common denominator. Lies and propaganda are just tools in the tool box, knowhutimean??

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If you believe that high gas prices are Barack Obama’s fault, trying doing some research and educating yourself. The truth, as they say, will set you free.

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“AMERICA DOESN’T TORTURE!!” Remember that? Well, it turns out that the truth of the matter might just depend on your definition of torture…because it appears that America does, in fact, torture.

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GOP makes a phony case for voter ID law. “Combating voter fraud” sounds better than “Using the legal system to systematically disenfranchise poor and minority voters who historically vote Democratic.”

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How To Be A Dick To Your Wife At 80 MPH. Uh…but why would you want to…if you harbor any hope of getting some later, that is.

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The thing about lying is that, once you’ve been outed, people begin wondering if you’ve actually told the truth. About anything.

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State Pols Outraged by Anti-Abortion Laws Push Onerous Restrictions on Viagra. Yeah, payback can be a real b—-h. Or was that karma? Hmm…maybe both??

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In Positive Economic Sign, Republicans Starting to Say Obama Wasn’t Born in US Again. Hey, it’s not like they have anything positive to add to the public discourse.

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