The only thing more surprising that then fact that this Congress is the most Conservative EVER is that the Speaker’s last name isn’t Torquemada.
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Have you ever wondered how to escape an argument with an irrational person? Without shots being fired? Fear not; here’s how to save yourself.
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Brace Yourselves: The Next Season of Jersey Shore Will Offer ‘Fist Pumps and Baby Bumps’. And you wonder why I fear for the future of this country??
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Today’s fashion crime against humanity: The Toronto Raptors wearing camouflage jerseys. Ugh….
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New Hampshire House Passes A Bill That Falsely Claims Abortion Causes Breast Cancer. Why let the truth get in the way of perfectly good propaganda? All you have to do is take the lies and make them true somehow.
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Even Rick Santorum’s Secret Service code name is evidence of a Messiah complex. Move along, people; no self-righteousness here….
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Bristol Palin: whiny, clueless, pampered…and convinced she’s entitled to it. Please just do the decent thing and go away.
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Donald Trump: Windmills Are ‘Disgusting’. Only because he hasn’t figure out how to make money off them.
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John McCain: I Was Against the War on Women After I Was For It. Well, if you can’t win it, you might as well save face by opposing it, right?
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Santorum: Issue In Race Isn’t The Economy; It’s Government Taking Away Our Freedom. Right; tell that to the millions of long-term unemployed Americans.
