Top Ten Breitbartarian Obama Scandals. OMG!!! THERE’S A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! SOCIALISM!! LIBERALS!! CLOSET MUSLIMS!!
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As governor, Mitt Romney told people to get used to high gas prices. Now that he’s running for President though, it’s perfectly acceptable to blame the President for those high gas prices.
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For some reason, parents aren’t keen on their children being fed something called “pink slime.” Hmm, could it be faulty marketing??
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When Republicans can’t compete on the facts, they rewrite history. Hey, it worked for the Soviets, right??
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So you want to protest against the middle-aged Conservative White men who think they have every right to legislate on matters relating to female reproduction? Well, rather than standing outside and holding a sign in the rain, why not knit that special legislator a vagina or uterus that you’ve created with your very own hands. There are even patterns available.
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Catholic Priest Allegedly Leaves Child Porn on Kid’s Nintendo DS. Hmm…methink somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do, no??
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Kraft’s New Name is Crumbelievably Stupid. Jeebus, y’all…why not just change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
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Evidently, it doesn’t suck to be Rob Gronkowski these days. I can’t help but wonder if it’s not all going to catch up with him sometime.
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Is the Portal to Hell Opening Up Under Wisconsin Right This Very Minute?. Hmm…some might argue that Wisconsin IS a portal to Hell.
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“Anyone but that socialist….” Thanks, Citizens United; now an addled, thoroughly propagandized billionaire can spend ANY amount of money in order to purchase an election. BTW, if you believe that Barack Obama is s Socialist, you clearly have NO idea what the definition of “Socialism” is.