YOU DID WHAT FOR 10 STRAIGHT HOURS?? OMG…that’s gotta hurt.
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If you’re a police officer, and you decided to have sex in your police cruiser, here’s a pro tip: Make sure your console microphone isn’t open. You can thank me later.
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Drunk Driver Allegedly Crashes Into Rehab Center: Damien Bittar Arrested . Who says irony is dead?
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Remember, if you live in Indiana, committing murder isn’t a prerequisite to adopting a cat.
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Here’s another pro tip: If your wife won’t leave you alone so you can check Facebook in peace, calling 911 shouldn’t be your go-to option. You’re welcome.
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GOP Lawmaker Accidentally Reveals Truth Behind Solyndra Investigation. It really IS a purely partisan effort to embarrass and weaken the President prior to the election. Quelle surprise….
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The 20 Most Selfish Athletes Of The Decade. I’d suspect the real challenge was in whittling the list down to only 20 athletes.
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Lori Anne Madison, 6-Year-Old Spelling Bee Champion, Out-Spells FOX Reporter. Tune in tomorrow for a new episode of “Are You Smarter Than A Fox News Reporter?”
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Job seekers are being pressured into giving up their Facebook passwords, possibly also their 4Chan avatar. Hey, it’s a buyer’s market; employers can do whatever they damned well please, right?
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Army PTSD Diagnoses May Have Been Overturned To Save Money. Who loves the troops now, eh??
