April 2012 Archives
- April 30, 2012
If you're Monday's off to a rough start, I've got just the thing for you.... - April 30, 2012
Gary Stein: If you want to exercise your 1st Amendment rights, become a civilian - April 30, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: In touch with real Americans...through his call center in Bangalore - April 30, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 29, 2012
Remember when Republicans feared interjecting religion into politics?? - April 29, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 28, 2012
The Stanley Cup Playoffs: It's the most wonderful time of the year - April 28, 2012
A preview of the Republican plan for America - April 28, 2012
Nothing says "I love you, Mom!!" like Mel Kiper's hair - April 28, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 27, 2012
Everything I need to know I learned from my Dad...or not - April 27, 2012
Monica Crowley: Better to be thought to be a mean-spirited harpie than...oh, never mind.... - April 27, 2012
GOP 2012: Because common sense really IS a Liberal plot to destroy our freedom - April 27, 2012
A message from the past for today's Conservatives - April 27, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 26, 2012
Who knew that "Ann Romney" is an anagram of "Marie Antoinette"? - April 26, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #5 - April 26, 2012
You know you're in trouble when you can't even edit your hate properly - April 26, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 26, 2012
When a Liberal does it, it's religious oppression. When a Conservative does it, it's standing up for decency. - April 25, 2012
How long of doing more with less will it be before we're doing nothing with nothing? - April 25, 2012
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when it begins like this - April 25, 2012
Normally, I try not to speak ill of the dead. I'll make an exception for Chuck Colson. - April 25, 2012
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea - April 25, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 24, 2012
Substitute "writer" for "ditch digger"...and welcome to my world - April 24, 2012
Even in Portland we tend to look down on using automobiles as weapons - April 24, 2012
Those who don't know history are condemned to repeat it: they're in Congress or work for Big Oil - April 24, 2012
Today's disturbing mental picture: "I love the smell of my brother's colon" - April 24, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 23, 2012
Since it's Monday, how 'bout we start the week with some e.e.cummings? - April 23, 2012
What could happen if we stopped screaming at one another? - April 23, 2012
My parenting style...which is why I never had children ;-) - April 23, 2012
If Jesus had wanted you to think for yourself, you would have been issued a penis - April 23, 2012
The funniest ad you'll see featuring Adolf Hitler in...well, like forever.... - April 23, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 22, 2012
GOP 2012: If you didn't believe there's a war on women before.... - April 22, 2012
I may no longer live in Texas...but the Aggie jokes never get old - April 22, 2012
I rarely wear a sports bra, but when I do I prefer it to be pink - April 22, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 21, 2012
No wonder I have trouble sleeping - April 21, 2012
There's clueless. There's mean-spirited. There's intolerant. And then there's Virginia Foxx. - April 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Because the war on women is real...and it's spectacular - April 21, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 20, 2012
Today I will calm myself by...eating cookies - April 20, 2012
Farewell to another chunk of my childhood - April 20, 2012
Because it's Friday, here's a handy guide to Republican-speak - April 20, 2012
Mediocrity is what happens when you choose ideology over business - April 20, 2012
My next career move? - April 20, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 19, 2012
How many of us HAVEN'T thought about stripping at a TSA checkpoint? - April 19, 2012
Kittens are cute. Mitt Romney? Not so much. - April 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because compassion really IS Socialism - April 19, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind.... - April 19, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 18, 2012
A birthday...or just another chance to be happy I'm still drawing breath? - April 18, 2012
My new hero.... - April 18, 2012
Paul Ryan 2012: Because since when is compassion a Christian value? - April 18, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 18, 2012
You didn't think Fox News Channel was going to win a Pulitzer for journalism, did you?? - April 17, 2012
Today I will feel empowered - April 17, 2012
If I lived in Oklahoma, I'd be worried about the threat from wild turkeys...which is why I don't live in Oklahoma - April 17, 2012
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - April 17, 2012
Propaganda 101: How Conservatives successfully flip a legitimate issue into a "scandal" - April 17, 2012
How do we know the President has a secret plan to take away our guns? Because he hasn't taken way our guns yet. - April 17, 2012
Today in creative social activism - April 16, 2012
If Paul Ryan's budget met Peanuts.... - April 16, 2012
The GOP's war on women: The more they protest, the more you understand it's real - April 16, 2012
Uh...that wasn't a chicken empanada - April 16, 2012
A car that truly rocks - April 16, 2012
How long before Arizona decides that life begins when a woman thinks about sex? - April 16, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 16, 2012
This is what happens when you're no longer evil enough for the Axis of Evil - April 15, 2012
It's not football unless they're wearing push-up bras, #2 - April 15, 2012
When we call the GOP "The Party of NO!!"...there's a very good reason why - April 15, 2012
"Texas Republican" and "dishonest": As peanut butter is to jelly - April 15, 2012
Something to consider before you head off to church - April 15, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 14, 2012
Today I will protect those unable to protect themselves - April 14, 2012
Sometimes, even those who've convinced you that they represent hatefulness can surprise you - April 14, 2012
Today I will be grateful I'm not this guy, #2 - April 14, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 14, 2012
Better a grilled cheese defense than an insanity defense - April 13, 2012
Today's "How did I miss that?" news - April 13, 2012
GOP 2012: Remember, it's not a war on women if you can accuse Liberals of being behind it - April 13, 2012
Time for a refresher course?? - April 13, 2012
The latest offering from WWJD University: PoliSci 101, or "You know you're losing when...." - April 13, 2012
Today I will look on the bright side - April 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #4 (Or, just what did Dan Savage have on Rick Santorum?)? - April 13, 2012
Manson 2012: The dream candidacy comes to an end - April 12, 2012
Greetings from Michigan: Where democracy is merely a hurdle for Republicans to overcome - April 12, 2012
Say hello to the newest member of the clan...or not - April 12, 2012
And because it's Thursday, here's a picture of a cat riding a rooster - April 12, 2012
Allen West: And you thought McCarthyism was dead? - April 12, 2012
Today I will be grateful I'm not this guy - April 12, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 11, 2012
Idiocracy 2012: And a(n idiot) child shall lead them.... - April 11, 2012
Scott Walker: If he's good enough for the Prince of Darkness.... - April 11, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #3 - April 11, 2012
Today on "Lifestyles of the Math-challenged and Hirsute".... - April 11, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 10, 2012
Today's gravy wrestling news.... - April 10, 2012
A lesson most Americans aren't learning - April 10, 2012
If you want to know just how anti-democratic today's GOP is, look at what they're doing to Michigan - April 10, 2012
Evidently the Mayans have a wicked sense of the absurd - April 10, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 9, 2012
An uninvited guest...or a new member of the family? - April 9, 2012
Hillary Clinton: One B.A.M.F. - April 9, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: A kidney for an iPad? I'd have held out for a guarantee on future upgrades. - April 9, 2012
Rick Santorum's next career move: Commander of the Sex Police - April 9, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 9, 2012
If God had meant for you to be wealthy, you'd have been...born wealthy - April 8, 2012
Your moment of Zen - April 8, 2012
The winner gets a dozen glazed donuts and a caramel macchiato - April 8, 2012
Katniss Everdeen, 'A Young Sarah Palin' - April 8, 2012
Compassion is not socialism; caring for others is not a sign of weakness - April 7, 2012
Sarajevo: Remembrance is the least that can be done - April 7, 2012
The GOP stands firmly behind its presumptive nominee...or not - April 7, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 7, 2012
And yet Americans keep ordering from the Republican menu - April 6, 2012
Steve King: Bravely protecting this sacred land from evil, anti-American, Jesus-hating vegetarians - April 6, 2012
Today's question - April 6, 2012
Security Theater 2012: "Protecting" us from threats only the TSA has the power to see - April 6, 2012
Poverty: The most dangerous WMD - April 6, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 5, 2012
Remember, it's not a "threat to Liberty" when Republicans do it - April 5, 2012
GOP 2012: Because thinly-veiled Social Darwinism is still Social Darwinism - April 5, 2012
Congratulations, America; you've elected Republicans who're actively disassembling democracy - April 5, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 5, 2012
A 196-year-old prophecy on the decline and fall of America - April 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: A man with a plan...to travel back in time and kill Liberal versions of himself - April 4, 2012
Only in Floriduh would Skittles be considered a deadly weapon - April 4, 2012
A sure sign that you just can't be bothered to pay attention - April 4, 2012
Female sexuality: The one thing Republicans fear above all else - April 4, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 3, 2012
Sometimes, fighting fire with kinder fire can leave your morally bankrupt opponents defenseless - April 3, 2012
Antonin Scalia warns a sleeping nation: Beware the creeping, unchecked power of vegetables - April 3, 2012
Disgrace for the Cure - April 3, 2012
Best. Field trip. EVER. - April 3, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 2, 2012
A very good reason to buy lottery tickets - April 2, 2012
Keith Olbermann: First time...unfortunate. Second...sad. Third...a pattern. Fourth...you're a dick. - April 2, 2012
Greetings from Sodom and Gomorrah...or, as I like to call it, Oregon - April 2, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #2 - April 2, 2012
Two very good reasons to put down that hot dog - April 2, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - April 1, 2012
Separation of Church and State: More than merely a good idea - April 1, 2012
Today on Schadenfreude Watch: Susan G. Komen reaping what it sowed - April 1, 2012
The GOP healthcare plan: #1- Don't get sick; #2- If you do get sick, please die quickly - April 1, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic