April 3, 2012 6:52 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

‘Virgin Boy Eggs’ Cooked In Urine Are Spring Delicacy In Dongyang, China. Thanks, but I like mine scrambled…sans urine.

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8 Album Covers That White People Could Never Pull Off. Yeah, like we’d want to….

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Oh, and this just in: Only Conservatives are allowed to boycott companies. Liberals? Just shut up and take it; stop being babies about everything.

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Another WWJD public service for you world travelers out there: 54 ways you can tell you’ve been in Ukraine too long. You’re welcome.

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Bryan Fischer Discovers ‘The Ten Commandments of Secular Sharia’. If you ever need a threat to Our Way of Life © to be made up out of whole cloth, Bryan Fischer’s the man for the job.

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Keith Olbermann vs. Current TV: Things Are Getting Stinky. Olbermann’s been fired from four different networks; it’s not like he’s about to be winning any PR battles.

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Note to self: Try to remember that, if I’m ever stopped by a South Carolina state trooper, they really, really, REALLY hate it when you protest.

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Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) says he “misspoke” when he accused American generals of not supporting the President’s defense budget. It would be easier, faster, and more accurate to call what Ryan did “lying.”

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Thanks be to Gary Cass for exposing President Obama’s racist, Marxist, heretical, un-Christian theology. I had no idea it was so easy for a professed Christian to be so UN-Christian.

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Oh, in case you were wondering, Ron Paul’s trying to save the Republican Party. By turning it into a looney bin.

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