If you think “To Protect And Serve” applies universally, you might want to think twice about driving on I-70 in Illinois.
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Who’s More Unprofessional: Keith Olbermann Or His Last Four Employers?. Once is a bummer. Twice is unfortunate. Three is a pattern. Four? Well, you’re a dick deserving of your fate.
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And you’d been thinking that Islam was a universally backward and intolerant faith? Not so fast, Alphonse….
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10 Reasons The Rest Of The World Thinks The U.S. Is Nuts. The challenge, I’d imagine, was probably in narrowing the list to only 10 items.
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Yes, Rick Perry IS creepy. Thanks for asking.
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And because you didn’t know you’d asked for it: The 25 greatest breakup songs of the ’70s. You’re welcome.
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Conservative Crush Porn. When you lack the gravitas to have a serious discussion of serious issues, this is about the best you could reasonably expect.
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The C.I.A. had a secret torture prison in Poland. Quelle surprise….
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Oh…in case you missed the news this past weekend…Jeremy Lin retired after having knee surgery.
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Al Trautwig Is Worried About Amar’e Stoudemire’s Bulging Dick. This is why proper enunciation is a VERY good thing.
