April 6, 2012 6:58 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

I haven’t been able to figure this one out, so maybe someone can help me understand how naked, air-humping men will increase tourism in Norway….

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Evidently, the KKK is alive and thriving in Harrison, AR. And you wonder why I don’t live in Arkansas??

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Arizona Legislators Trying To Declare Pregnancy Two Weeks Prior To Conception. OK…so how long before someone introduces a bill which declares that life begins when a woman THINKS about having sex?

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Romney Faults Obama on Energy Costs, but Has Cited Benefits of Rising Prices. If you’re going to lie, would it be too much to expect you to put some effort into it?

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The Marketing Genius of TacoCopter. My goodness, but I LOVE America!!

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PETA Gone Wild: Flour Bombing Kim Kardashian, Accusing HBO of “Murder”. You know, PETA actually used to stand for something laudable. Then they began taking themselves WAY too seriously. Now they’re an exercise in self-parody.

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Keith Olbermann’s Late-Night Offensive in His War Against Current TV. Uh…isn’t it a bit late for a charm offensive?

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In Controversial Decision, Supreme Court Replaces Annual Physicals with Strip Searches. Remember, it’s only “judicial activism” when a liberal judge does it.

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Supreme Court Ruling Allows Strip-Searches for Any Arrest. I have unpaid library fines; should I be making sure I’m wearing clean underwear when I leave home each day?

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For some reason, sportswriters want to debate whether the Kentucky Wildcats could beat the Washington Wizards (in a word: NO!). Well, you had to know that it was only a matter of time until someone did some simulations. Here comes the science….

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