Woman Attempts to Forestall Drunk Driving Arrest with ‘Cop Fantasy.’ Woman Fails. Here’s a pro tip: If your BAC is four times the legal limit, your odds of avoiding a ticket by seducing the cop who pulled you over are not good.
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Minnesota waitress gets to keep $12,000 ‘tip’. This was after the police tried to steal it from her, of course.
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There’s are bigots, there are racists…and then there’s John Derbyshire, who makes Pat Buchanan look like a rank amateur. Man, have a soul so blackened by hatred can’t be healthy.
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Pink Slime Economics. Paul Krugman explains why Paul Ryan’s budget is a fraud and will actually make the deficit far worse.
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Nikki Haley: ‘What A Bully President Obama Has Suddenly Become’. Evidently, standing up for what he believes in now qualifies the President as a “bully.” Sometimes I wonder how Nikki Haley can look at herself in a mirror without being disgusted.
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This Is What Happens When You Accuse A Notre Dame Football Player Of Sexually Assaulting You. If you’re a woman who was raped by a Notre Dame football player…well, good luck with getting anyone to believe your story and actually do anything about it.
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Did you know that there’s a “Worldwide Homosexual Terror Group” that will bring about “brutal oppression?” Man, I had NO idea Teh Gayz had so much power and influence. And such a bad attitude.
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Gov. Haslam hits media coverage of ‘crazy’ issues. Well, that’s what happens when you spend your time on crazy, hateful, and bigoted issues.
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The good news is that there are tons of free steaks available in Ontario. The bad news is that they’re very well-done.
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How is it that Clarence Thomas has sat on the Supreme Court for six years…without saying a single word?
