April 10, 2012 6:16 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Racist John Derbyshire Fired for Writing Most Racist Article Possible. This just in: Miserable, hateful bigot fired for in fact being a miserable, hateful bigot. Film at 11….

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What will Daddy say this time? Now Wayne Gretzky’s daughter steps out in nothing but black lingerie and stockings months after Twitter row with famous father. Wow…a child gratuitously pissing off her parents because she can; who could have seen that coming??

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The marriage trap: ‘Small government’ conservatives would like to make all heteros marry. SO…how’s that whole “small government” thing working out for you??

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Lou Engle’s ‘The Call’ Saves Texas from Tornado Deaths, Heads to Virginia. Did you know that tornadoes are God’s way of punishing America for legalizing abortion? Evidently, The Almighty has given Lou Engle exclusive access to this vital information. Go figure….

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Robertson tells man ‘you are the boss’ in marriage. And a REAL man isn’t afraid to assert his authority and prerogative on the little lady, either….

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Inside Tania Head’s Terrible 9/11 Lie: ‘The Woman Who Wasn’t There’. This is what can happen when a lie takes on a life of its own.

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Herman Cain and his ‘Army of Davids’ to Descend on DC. I suppose that’s better than having an army of dicks….

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Economic Recovery Update: Corporations Rich, Humans Poor. Yeah, so how’s that “economic recovery” working out for you??

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Antoine Walker Is Retiring After Two Seasons With The Idaho Stampede. Rumor has it he has a new job lined up already as a fry cook in Idaho Falls.

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Paul Krugman: Why Are ‘Centrists’ Joining The Cult Of Paul Ryan?. Because the “center” is much further to the right than it used to be.

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