What The Simpsons’ Springfield Looks Like in Real Life. After years of speculation, Matt Groening reveals that Springfield is actually modeled on Springfield, OR. Springfield’s Chamber of Commerce is completely unprepared for the coming onslaught.
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Romney: ‘I’m In Touch With The American People’. From his call center in Bangalore.
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Man Arrested at Starbucks for Allegedly Looking at Child Porn. Eh, I got nothin’…this one’s just too stupid for words.
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Ukranian Wins Glorious North Korean Marathon In Photo Finish. In front of 100,000 screaming (and probably severely malnourished) spectators.
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Anti-Gay Marriage Group Endorses Romney, Gets Hacked. Really, y’all; if your marriage is threatened by gays getting married, you’re in worse shape than you’ve been willing to admit.
Finding Goatse: The Mystery Man Behind the Most Disturbing Internet Meme in History. Some things cannot be unseen. That’s all I’ve got to say about this.
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Hillary Clinton Thanks ‘Texts From Hillary’ Guys For The ‘LOLZ’. That’s why Ms. Clinton is one B.A.M.F.
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Jon Stewart On Right-Wing Outrage Over NBC’s Edited Zimmerman Tape: ‘You Blew It’. Selective editing to fit a predetermined narrative: I thought that was Fox News Channels’ responsibility.
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Fox Senior VP: Fox Anchor Knows Obama Conspiracy Tweets Were “A Mistake”. The beautiful thing about lies and character assassination is that everyone remembers what started it, but few will remember, if they even hear, the retraction. Mission accomplished, eh?
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Condoleezza Rice: ‘I Don’t Know When Immigrants Became The Enemy’. Uh…how ‘bout when the Bush Administration stood by while immigrants were demonized after 9.11?
