April 19, 2012 8:03 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

GOP Billionaire Donor: ‘I Hope Obama’s Teleprompters Are Bullet-Proof’. When a Liberal does it, it’s the worst sort of anti-democratic demagoguery imaginable. When a Conservative does it, it’s just the exercising of 1st Amendment rights.

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Mitt Romney: Mothers Should Be Required To Work Outside Home Or Lose Benefits. Is Romney REALLY that stupid, or is he not aware that women comprise 53% of the electorate?

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Dear Ann Romney: allow others the choice you made. Somehow, she thinks her experience is representative of all mothers. Right…if those mothers had nannies and millions in disposable income at their disposal.

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Ozzie Guillen, Free Speech and the Case of Loretta Capeheart. Free speech: only available to those willing to keep their speech within narrow guidelines set by authoritarian Conservatives.

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Top Earners Can Find Ways Around Buffett Rule. Of course they will; they have the money to afford top-flight tax attorneys.

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Naked Man Assaults Officer, Roommate. I know it probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but you can’t just beat up your roommate and then go for a naked stroll through downtown.

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More Blow for Your Dough: How did cocaine get so cheap? Ain’t capitalism grand??

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You just killed 77 people in a senseless slaughter. What are you going to do next?? How about claim self-defense?

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ONE FOR THE BUCKET LIST: 50 things to do before you turn 12. It’s a little late for me, but your inner child might benefit from this list.

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As ice cap melts, militaries vie for Arctic edge. Welcome to the prelims to WWIII.

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