Looking Up Online Porn For First Time, Man Finds Sex Scenes Starring Wife. Hmm…methinks somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….
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Perry touts anti-tax ‘Texas Budget Compact’. Because cutting taxes makes EVERYTHING better!
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Is Georgia Waiting for Its Jobless to Just Kill Themselves? How State GOPers Made Unemployment Hell on Earth. Well, if you can’t ignore ‘em, you might as well demonize, degrade, and shame ‘em, eh?
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A British Lord Has Been Suspended After Reportedly Offering A $16 Million Bounty On Barack Obama. Dude, here’s a pro tip: If you’re going to do something like this, you might want to think about not advertising it, knowhutimean??
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Melissa Etheridge’s Hideous Breakup. Why should ugly, acrimonious breakups be the exclusive purview of heterosexuals? Marriage equality = misery equality.
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5 reasons to stop faking orgasms right now. Wait…you need five reasons??
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Mitt Romney’s ‘92 Percent’ Lie: There He Goes Again. Because Romney lies like some folks breathe.
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Swedish performance art against female circumcision in Africa has the whole world shocked. Well, good art is supposed to provoke a reaction, no?
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Ted Nugent under attack for anti-Obama remarks. Quelle surprise, non? Why would anyone be surprised that someone as thoroughly and completely brain-dead as Ted Nugent would say something stupid and quite possibly racist?
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REPORT: Corporations Spending The Most On Lobbying See Their Tax Rates Drop. America: The best democracy money can buy.
