How Jerry Sandusky’s Book, Touched, Led Investigators To Other Possible Victims. How stupid do you have to be? How about Jerry-Sandusky-stupid?
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Live-Tweeting a Marriage Proposal is Not the Great Romantic Gesture You Think It Is. Dude, here’s a pro tip: Some things are STILL best handled offline, knowhutimean??
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Finance Guy Keeps Incredibly Detailed, Incredibly Creepy Spreadsheet Of His Match.com Prospects. And the guy wonders why he’s still single??
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PAT ROBERTSON: 14-YEAR-OLD ‘DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HER SEXUALITY IS’. Right…and a 206-year-old uber-Conservative and hyper-intolerant preacher is an expert on the subject….
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Nugent: “I Will Stand By” Inflammatory Attack On Obama Administration. Better to be thought a creep, a moron, and/or a racist than to be Ted Nugent and remove any lingering doubt.
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Woman In Tight Dress Slips on Butter for Twenty Minutes, Calls It Art. Hey, I once saw an installation at MoMA that was nothing but a white room, a bare bulb, and a light switch. I suppose it beats most anything Robert Mapplethorpe did….
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Fischer: ‘Capitalism is Built on the Teaching of Jesus Himself’. Hmm…somehow I think that Jesus probably could have come up with something better than a self-absorbed, winner-takes-all, every-man-for-himself economic system.
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ROMNEY LIES: Claims John Kerry Released 2 Years Of Tax Returns But Kerry Actually Released 20. Quelle surprise…Romney lies in the same way some people breath- naturally and without being conscious of it.
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Hot Girls Have Problems Too: The Worst Song Ever Is Pretty Damn Terrible. Talent is WAY overrated….
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Former GM Executive Bob Lutz Slams The GOP’s ‘Pure Fiction, Knee-Jerk’ Hatred Of Electric Cars. It’s OK; they only do what they oil companies tell them to do.