California School Board Votes To Fire Science Teacher Who Appeared In X-Rated Videos (NSFW). I suppose this is what happens when you pay teachers so poorly they feel compelled to moonlight.
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BP Oil Spill Aftermath: Eyeless Shrimp, Clawless Crabs and Fish with Oozing Sores. BP: The gift that just keeps on giving. And giving. And giving.
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Shouldn’t you be doing this sort of thing BEFORE leaving for work??
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‘Day Of Silence,’ National Pro-Gay Youth School Event, Slammed As ‘Promotion’ Of Homosexuality. Right; because treating gays like real people would make the baby Jesus cry.
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LA High Schools Mull Lowering Grad Requirements So Everyone Can Succeed. Why not just stop funding public schools altogether? We’re heading that direction, anyway.
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Jacksonville police find 4-year-old in hotel room who tests positive for cocaine. Today’s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us….
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Real Americans Tell Romney It May Be ‘Necessary’ To Raise Their Taxes. How is it that “real” Americans can recognize the depth and reality of our predicament…while Mitt Romney acts as if tax cuts are the answer?
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PETA to Starbucks: No Beetles, No Problems. Seems simple enough….
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Chinese media pick chinks in India’s missile armour. Hmm. Gratuitously offensive? Or was someone trying to make a point?
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Internet’s Sleaziest Pornographer Calls It Quits: ‘I’m Done with Looking at Little Kids Naked All Day’. Mama would be SO proud.
