1 in 2 new graduates are jobless or underemployed. So…is Congress (and by “Congress” I mean “Republicans”) really willing to lose an entire generation?
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America’s Best Doughnuts. Well, where do you think so many recent college graduates will end up working? If you said, “donut shops,” you can go to the head of the class.
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Women launch campaign to free accused pimp named ‘Jell-O’ . Well, you could start by losing the cheesy nickname.
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Canadian TV Channel Accidentally Airs Gay Porn During Morning News Program, Blames Crossed Lines. When news breaks, we…oh, fuhgeddaboudit….
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Hunter Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend, Says He Was Aiming For Hog. Dude, if you can’t distinguish your girlfriend from a hog…well, I’m not certain I can help you.
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Sioux City Paper Publishes Full Front Page Anti-Bullying Call to Action. It’s got to start somewhere, right? I just wish that there would have been this much attention focus on the issue when I was being bullied in school.
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Panthers Somehow Blame Devils Fans For Ruining Rat-Throwing Tradition. If throwing rats is your idea of a good time…well, you might want to consider seeking professional help….
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New frontiers in spam. Cell phone spam? What kind of a miserable human being would think that’s a good idea? A miserable human being, no doubt.
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Thanks to the artist formerly known as Ron Artest for making this headline possible: “Severe punishment expected for World Peace.”
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Anybody want a 39-lb. cat??
