April 27, 2012 6:43 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

TSA Forces Four Year Old Girl To Undergo Pat-Down After Unauthorized Hug From Grandma. Really? Referring to a four-year-old girl as “the suspect?” As if we needed further proof that security theater has gone completely off the rails.

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Florida Panthers end sale of rats at team store, blame NJ Devils fans for it. Speaking as one possessed of a pathological fear of rats, I’m not at all upset about this turn of events.

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Cat Figures Out How to Get Free Food from Auto-Feeder. I know it’s not quite Caturday, but why wait?

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Boykin: ‘Grover Norquist is a Muslim Brotherhood Facilitator’. Today’s coffee-spew moment is sponsored by Glenn Beck TV, where the heavily medicated go to hear the heavily medicated.

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The Real Battleground for 2012: Women’s Wombs. “He who controls the uteri should be she.” Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Horror film about dangers of pornography Hold me…I’m skeered….

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Today’s most sexually stimulating diss to Pittsburgh Penguins fans. If you’re nice, she might give those of you who don’t understand a closer look. ;-)

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Why My Mother Wants Me Dead. Why should a woman thinking for herself be a crime punishable by death and considered dishonorable to her family?

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John Hagee Claims Saudis are ‘Poisoning the Minds of America’s Young People’ by financing ‘Secular Universities’. If Hagee considers my mind to be “poisoned,” I’d take that as an honor and a compliment.

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Women’s Prayer Group Praying That the Women at MRFF All Get Incurable Breast Cancer. Of course; it’s What Jesus Would Do.

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