Fischer to Romney: ‘You Want to Win this Election, You Better Start Listening to Me’. Wow…arrogant, self-righteous, AND stupid? That’s an almost unbeatable combination.
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Rush Limbaugh On Hillary Clinton: ‘All She Is Is A Secretary’ Who Needs To Wear Spanx. And all Limbaugh is is an intolerant, hate-addled Oxycontin addict with $#!& for brains.
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Anti-Gay Activists Warn ‘Homosexual References’ in School will ‘Bring Many of the Kids into the Gay Lifestyle’. Man, I had NO idea Teh Gayz had so much power and influence.
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Ron Brown, University Of Nebraska Assistant Football Coach: Being Fired For Anti-Gay Views Would An ‘Honor’. Isn’t it about time he be “honored”??
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Man who lived with bullet in head dies at 103. He’d had the bullet in his head for 95 years. THAT is badass, no?
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Why Are Free Cars OK For College Coaches But Not Players?. Who says indentured servitude is dead??
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Georgia Rep. Gingrey (R) Denounces ‘African-Americans For Obama’ Group: ‘It Really Is Worse Than Sad’. Right; ‘cuz before you know it, America will no longer be safe for good, God-fearing, White patriots.
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Stanley Kubrick Apparently Rose From The Dead To Direct Nike’s Newest Ad. What Phil Knight wants, Phil Knight gets.
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George Zimmerman’s Crappy Website Raised $200,000. I’m not certain what this says about American society…but it can’t be good.
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Democracy Canceled in Michigan Because of Incorrect Font Size on Form. This is what happens when you elect Republicans, America.