May 2012 Archives
- May 31, 2012
Where the White Man screwed up.... - May 31, 2012
Nazi Germany, 1933: Back to the future - May 31, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: For a better Amercia - May 31, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: A better Amercia one rich, self-absorbed jerk at a time - May 31, 2012
Syria: The moral of the story is that we value oil over the lives of innocent women, children, and civilians - May 30, 2012
I'm pretty certain Barack Obama wasn't born in Amercia - May 30, 2012
Being a gay-baiting, hooker-murder-denying, self-righteous Republican is no way to get elected, son - May 30, 2012
If you have to be told not to drink beer while playing hockey, you've got bigger problems than you know - May 30, 2012
Memo to Conservatives: You are free to your morality. You are not free to force your morality on others. - May 29, 2012
Whites are becoming a minority...EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! - May 29, 2012
The 1st Amendment: Applicable only to reliably Conservative speech and expression - May 29, 2012
Bad American food comes to Moscow 1.31.90 - May 28, 2012
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Some things should be allowed to speak for themselves - May 28, 2012
What's on my turntable this morning - May 28, 2012
Bacon really does make everything better...even traveling - May 28, 2012
Fox News Channel: News for Americans who lack critical thinking skills - May 27, 2012
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Truly, the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh - May 27, 2012
Finally...a political science program that's honest about what governance is all about - May 27, 2012
Falling short of expectations: A one-act play - May 27, 2012
Hell hath no fury like a...well, we all know how this turns out, right?? - May 26, 2012
Nice kitty.... - May 26, 2012
It's easy to hate those whom you can't be bothered to understand - May 26, 2012
Those who can, teach. Those who can't...well, they become Republicans and work to destroy teachers - May 25, 2012
If TIME magazine had been honest about its breastfeeding cover.... - May 25, 2012
When the going gets weird, the weird really do turn pro - May 25, 2012
Going vegetarian: Reason #243 - May 25, 2012
Happy Casual Sex Friday: THIS is why I love America - May 24, 2012
When headline writers give up and mail it in.... - May 24, 2012
So...you want to destroy the Internet?? - May 24, 2012
How the media really covers President Obama - May 24, 2012
Something we should all be glad neither Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney will be doing - May 24, 2012
When you have no coherent strategy, why not fall back on what failed miserably four years ago? - May 23, 2012
Time for me to move into a growth industry in post-9.11 America - May 23, 2012
Today's coffee-spew moment: the promotion of hatred and propaganda deserves a Breitbart Award - May 23, 2012
Conclusive proof the 47% of all statistics are made up on the spot - May 23, 2012
Hate is our business...and business is VERY good these days - May 23, 2012
GOP 2012: Because taking care of priorities is just too damned much work - May 22, 2012
If history had Facebook updates.... - May 22, 2012
There's bigotry, there's religious bigotry...and then there's whatever Charles L. Worley is cooking - May 22, 2012
It's time to replace your headline writer when this is the best they can come up with - May 22, 2012
So you still want to deny that global climate change is real? - May 22, 2012
A philosophy we should all embrace.... - May 21, 2012
Happy Monday: You have to know that your day's REALLY going to suck when.... - May 21, 2012
And a child shall lead them...away from the bigots, the haters, and the zealots - May 21, 2012
Anyone care to explain how someone can be pro-fetus and anti-child? - May 20, 2012
I would have posed nude for far less than Jenny McCarthy, but no one returns my calls - May 20, 2012
This is why you're fat, America - May 20, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: With friends like this, who needs enemas? - May 20, 2012
L.A. Kings: Truth in Advertising - May 19, 2012
Welcome to the White minority: Time to stock up on razor wire and ammunition, then?? - May 19, 2012
When political correctness and poor edumication collide, the results are often absurd - May 18, 2012
Mt. St. Helens, 5.18.80 - May 18, 2012
Edumication: Not a prerequisite for the anti-Obama crowd - May 18, 2012
It's Friday, so here are a few coffee spew moments to lighten the load - May 18, 2012
When the hunted become the hunters, it's probably time to find a new hobby - May 18, 2012
Justice delayed is what happens when you're a war criminal - May 18, 2012
And those were his admirable qualities.... - May 17, 2012
Marriage as God...or Aaron Spelling...intended - May 17, 2012
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is truly and undeniably upon us - May 17, 2012
Texas: where men are men and women are property - May 17, 2012
Can a man almost universally despised be elected President? - May 16, 2012
If you're tired of Dull, there's always Boring - May 16, 2012
When you regard women as property, a rusty coathanger is barely an afterthought - May 16, 2012
The National Carolina Visitor Bureau's latest marketing campaign...sort of - May 16, 2012
You know you should have passed on parenthood when this seems like a good idea - May 16, 2012
Today's parenting fail - May 15, 2012
You know you need a new headline writer when this is the best they can do.... - May 15, 2012
A few things I'm probably not destined to understand - May 15, 2012
So...tell me again why legalizing marijuana will destory America as we know it.... - May 14, 2012
If you have to ask the question, then you already know the answer - May 14, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept": Conservative humor and other oxymorons - May 14, 2012
4 out of 5 Tibetan Buddhist monks choose Mac over PC - May 14, 2012
Another professional sports team hold hometown hostage- Film @ 11!! - May 14, 2012
Some companies want to rule the world. Apple actually does. - May 13, 2012
Traditional marriage as defined by the Bible...not what you might think - May 13, 2012
Why think when there are professionals trained to tell you what to believe? - May 13, 2012
This is what happens when the Vatican decides that it's the first, last, and only authority - May 12, 2012
Mitt Romney: Sure, he was a bully in 1965...but shouldn't the issue be that he's a bully today? - May 12, 2012
When neighbors fail to control their pets.... - May 12, 2012
Another victory in the battle against immorality and licentiousness - May 12, 2012
You know you have far more money than sense when this seems like a good idea - May 11, 2012
Dear Haters: Isn't it time to get on the right side of history? - May 11, 2012
This is what happens when the majority is allowed to vote on minority rights - May 11, 2012
A truly disturbing image to make a very good point - May 11, 2012
If we're required to have a license to own a dog or a gun, how is it we can freely have children? - May 11, 2012
Must. Refrain. From. Obvious. "Why does TIME suck?" joke. - May 10, 2012
This message has been paid for by America-hating Kenyan Socialists for Marriage Equality - May 10, 2012
Bullying: A survivor's story - May 10, 2012
When an angry talking squirrel makes more sense than half the country, you should probably pay attention - May 10, 2012
Compromise: A quaint, outdated concept insisted on by losers and Liberals - May 10, 2012
Those who do not know history are condemned to live in North Carolina - May 9, 2012
Time to clean out the closet - May 9, 2012
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Lose an election and MSNBC loses all respect for you - May 9, 2012
While you were sleeping: political news that just might impact us more than you think - May 9, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: Pope Benedict XVI is unclear on the concept - May 8, 2012
Canada erupts in furious...but exceedingly polite...protest - May 8, 2012
The day the meow died - May 8, 2012
The 2012 Presidential election eloquently summed up in one simple graphic - May 8, 2012
The Bicycle Diaries come home to Portland - May 7, 2012
Vote Republican: Because circular firing squads can be pretty entertaining - May 7, 2012
How come I wasn't invited to this Cinco de Mayo party?? - May 7, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 7, 2012
And the #1 reason for not laying off your marketing department is.... - May 6, 2012
And for dessert we'll drink the blood of their children - May 6, 2012
Where in the Bible does it say that beating children is the Christian thing to do? - May 6, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - May 6, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 5, 2012
Ah...so THAT'S why people pay so much for courtside seats - May 5, 2012
Before we bomb Iran, how 'bout we see something from there that you'll never see in America - May 5, 2012
We don't hate gays; we just don't think there's any need to acknowledge their existence - May 5, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 4, 2012
Because it's Friday, here's a wish from Yoda to start your day - May 4, 2012
Hand-holding: The gateway to evil, lascivious, animalistic sex - May 4, 2012
And you think it's easy being a mom like Ann Romney? - May 4, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 4, 2012
Republican hypocrisy- another reason why we really should let women run the world - May 3, 2012
You know it's going to be a long season when your team is out of contention by May Day - May 3, 2012
Something to help my male readers get through their day - May 3, 2012
My first (and last) attempt to imitate Dear Abby - May 3, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Everything you need to know the GOP standard-bearer in one picture - May 3, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 2, 2012
It's Tuesday, so here's something else to be miserable about - May 2, 2012
Inept, uncoordinated...and evidently built to stay that way - May 2, 2012
So...the keeping marijuana illegal is really all about the 1% getting rich? I'm shocked.... - May 2, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - May 1, 2012
Greetings from Floriduh: Where lack of cultural awareness is no impediment to good governance - May 1, 2012
Because it's Tuesday, here's a picture of Manhattan from 12.16.51 - May 1, 2012
GOP 2012: Because playing Russian Roulette isn't exactly a recipe for victory - May 1, 2012
Everything you need to know about the Violence Against Women Act - May 1, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic