THE SCENE: Stumptown Coffee in downtown Portland
THE BACKSTORY: After having coffee with a friend
ACT ONE:
Jack exits the bathroom on his way out of the coffee shop
Jack smiles at a woman waiting to enter the bathroom
As Jack leaves the coffee shop, the woman enters the bathroom
Woman: YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!!!
Jack (to himself): Sorry, Princess; forgive me for forgetting that it’s your world. The rest of us are merely paying rent, existing only and solely to serve you and do your bidding. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa….
Fade to black….
