May 3, 2012 5:48 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Joel Osteen: ‘Being gay is a sin,’ but ‘we shouldn’t discriminate against anybody’ . Dude, I think you just did….

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Horny Jesus hits cop with massive butt. And you think I just make this stuff up….

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Bin Laden files show al-Qaida and Taliban leaders in close contact. I know; I was shocked as well….

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Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection. Yet another argument for getting a motorcycle, no?

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A Friendly Reminder: Don’t Put Your Explosive Portable Meth Lab Down Your Pants. You’ll thank me later. Trust me on this.

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For The Olympics, London Gets The World’s Largest McDonald’s. How American; we’re exporting the worst “food” we have to offer to the world? Stay classy….

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This Gentleman Shaved the Batman Symbol on His Face. You have to know that you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.

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Harley Davidson Motorcycle Washed up in B.C. is Japanese Tsunami Debris. Did you happen to lose a Harley-Davidson motorcycle during the tsunami in Japan, someone in British Columbia is holding it for you.

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Where The Productivity Went. The war on the middle class is not a recent phenomenon; it’s been going on for the past 40 years.

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Dentist Reacts to Bad Break-Up By Pulling Out Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth. Here’s a pro tip: if your ex- is a dentist and you have a toothache…find another dentist. You’re welcome.

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