7 Things CNN Can Do To Make Us Watch Again. Frankly, not even seeing Erin Burnett doing the news naked would get me watching CNN again.
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Seventeen Says Thanks But No Thanks To Teen’s Photoshop Petition. Thanks, but we like creating unrealistic standards that already-insecure teenage girls can’t possibly hope to live up to.
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16 Revelations About Young Barack Obama From His Ex-Girlfriends. Exactly how is this newsworthy??
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Tennessee Bars Schoolkids From Holding Hands Because It Could Lead to Sex. Why not just ban talking? Hey, it leads to saying stupid, immature things, right?
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Girlfriend decorates boyfriend’s truck to let him know she’s out of her mind. RUN, FORREST!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
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Michael Tomasky: The GOP’s Impending Electoral College Meltdown. How long before Conservatives are screaming the the Electoral College is a Liberal plot? Funny, but I don’t recall them complaining in 2000, when George W. Bush stole Florida, and with it the Presidency.
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N.C. Preacher Advocates Beating The Gay Out Of Kids. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
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Scott Walker Blames Labor Protests for Job Losses, Boasts of ‘Pro-Women’ Policies. How long until this anti-democratic tyrant is voted out of office?
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Teens Run Over While Sunbathing in the Road. Natural selection at work….
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Wife Of Key Legislator Behind North Carolina’s Anti-Gay Amendment Claims It Would Protect ‘Caucasian’ Race. It’s all about keeping America safe for good, God-fearing, White Christian patriots.
