June 2012 Archives
- June 27, 2012
OK, go ahead...ask me how much I miss Houston - June 27, 2012
Dallas vs. Houston: When you're both armpits, who cares which is "better?" - June 27, 2012
Dude, the party favors must have been EPIC - June 27, 2012
GOP 2012: Because integrity in a Presidential candidate is WAY overrated - June 27, 2012
STILL glad you voted Republican?? - June 26, 2012
...and there's not a Starbucks for miles - June 26, 2012
Giving your all for Queen and Country?? - June 26, 2012
GOP 2012: Because the hand of the free market isn't at all corrupt - June 26, 2012
Welcome to the Dark Side...we have cookies! - June 26, 2012
And you thought the Girl Scouts were just about the cookies - June 25, 2012
If you'd been meant to have a voice, you would have been born with a penis - June 25, 2012
It's OK, ladies; we're really just all about your health, knowhutimean?? - June 25, 2012
Remind me again why we can't have a single-payer healthcare system.... - June 25, 2012
If this was easy and fun, everyone would be doing it - June 25, 2012
Our alien overlords arrive at Mt. Rainier - June 24, 2012
And you wonder why I don't miss living on the Texas Gulf Coast.... - June 24, 2012
If Jerry Sandusky had been tried by the Catholic Church - June 24, 2012
When bad luck turns to good luck and changes the equation - June 24, 2012
The Holy Bible, Paul Ryan edition - June 24, 2012
If you're going to bring the Stupid, go big or go home - June 24, 2012
Blasphemy: Sometimes the best way to get people to reconsider their inflexibility - June 23, 2012
A lesson I'm still trying to learn - June 23, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: It's not a lie if you've convinced yourself that it's true - June 23, 2012
You may be unique...that doesn't mean you're useful - June 23, 2012
You know that teaching has changed when you have to deal with this.... - June 23, 2012
Same-sex marriage: A threat to the sanctity of what?? - June 22, 2012
Today's forecast: Hot with a chance of spontaneous combustion - June 22, 2012
Paul Ryan on Ayn Rand: When hypocrisy is morality and morality hypocrisy - June 22, 2012
This is what happens when you take advertising literally - June 22, 2012
This is what happens when you give someone a laptop but forget the adult supervision - June 22, 2012
Greetings from Michigan: Making Mississippi look tolerant and Arizona look progressive since 2010 - June 21, 2012
There's no problem America faces today that can't be cured by a bacon sundae - June 21, 2012
"How would a Jewish person feel if you put a swastika on a shoe?" - June 21, 2012
Remind me again that we have the best health care system in the world.... - June 21, 2012
The Idiocracy Chronicles: All the news that fit to be heavily sedated - June 21, 2012
The line between Fascism and today's Republican Party is distressingly thin - June 20, 2012
While you're enjoying your freedom, 1% of the American population is in prison - June 20, 2012
Is this REALLY who we want to be? This is what happens when we value war over peace. - June 20, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment": Sometimes words seem SO inadequate to the task - June 20, 2012
Mama told me there would be days like this...if only I'd listened - June 20, 2012
Income growth disparity: Anyone else see a problem here?? - June 19, 2012
It's not Alice's Restaurant, but you can probably find anything you want here - June 19, 2012
An open letter to those Americans who worship our men and women in uniform - June 19, 2012
Soft Opulence by Louis Vuitton: The official toilet paper of the Romney 2012 campaign - June 19, 2012
No, I don't make this stuff up...real life is weirder than my imagination could ever be - June 19, 2012
The GOP and criminals: More in common than you might think - June 18, 2012
Ignorance and bigotry, like history, is circular - June 18, 2012
This just in: Only a million more Mitt Romney lies separate us from Election Day!! - June 18, 2012
Fox News Channel makes you stupid: Who needs facts when you have propaganda? - June 18, 2012
Unfortunately, not all of us have the luxury of being infallible, morally perfect beings - June 17, 2012
Compassion is its own reward...BWAHAHAHA!!! - June 17, 2012
You can't claim to be oppressed when you're then majority religion...but you can oppress others - June 17, 2012
Republican socio-economic theory in cartoon form - June 17, 2012
This is what happens when you let Conservatives prove they can't govern - June 16, 2012
Celebrate Caturday with a 40-lb. monster - June 16, 2012
Another WWJD public service: How to spot a meth lab...and what to do when you find one - June 16, 2012
A day at the beach w/ Beauty and the Beast - June 15, 2012
Euro 2012: A drinking tournament with a soccer problem - June 15, 2012
Happy Casual Sex Friday: The French Open edition - June 15, 2012
I'm not sure my brain is compatible with humanity's operating system - June 15, 2012
L.A. corrupts the Stanley Cup: The only surprise is that it took this long - June 15, 2012
Reflexive, unquestioning nationalism: Exactly what we should be teaching our children? - June 15, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Somethings just don't translate well, knowhutimean?? - June 14, 2012
Matt Cain: Perfection is...well, perfect - June 14, 2012
And you thought the bacon bra was meat candy elevated to an art form.... - June 14, 2012
Pat Riley in Hell, which coincidentally looks a lot like Oklahoma City - June 14, 2012
Today in Right Wing Reality - June 14, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because everything's better with bacon...even a GOP nominee devoid of substance - June 14, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Being a Republicans means never having to say you're sorry - June 13, 2012
So, you're STILL wondering why I hold the American Sheeple in such low esteem?? - June 13, 2012
So eerily, horribly, egregiously wrong that it's almost...right - June 13, 2012
Sure, you can go see Nickelback tonight...or you can have that lobotomy you've been putting off - June 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he can STILL lie faster than you can fact-check - June 13, 2012
Looks like someone's discovered the GOP's favorite hangout - June 12, 2012
The Zombie Apocalypse: They said it would never happen - June 12, 2012
NBA Finals: What intelligent, lucid individual would choose Oklahoma City over Seattle?? - June 12, 2012
Yesterday, a Socialist Worker's paradise; today, a quad venti soy latte - June 12, 2012
Today in Right Wing Reality - June 12, 2012
Republican Political Philosophy 101 - June 11, 2012
"Your Christians are so unlike your Christ...." - June 11, 2012
Orvillecopter: Because it just never gets old - June 11, 2012
The new official Wisconsin voter registration card - June 11, 2012
You know it's going to be a bad day when...a B-52 crashes into the Empire State Bldg., 1945 - June 10, 2012
GOP 2012: Because the war on women ain't gonna run itself, knowhutimean?? - June 10, 2012
Is that a tran-vaginal ultrasound wand in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me?? - June 10, 2012
Because, as any REAL American patriot knows, Democrats and President Obama plan to murder Christians - June 10, 2012
Creating a permanent Conservative majority..by any and all means necessary - June 10, 2012
Spiritual menu? I just wanted a ham sandwich. - June 9, 2012
A little baseball history from a Friday night in Seattle.... - June 9, 2012
Things that will make you want to go back to bed and pull the covers over your head - June 9, 2012
You have to know you're not destined for enshrinement in Cooperstown when.... - June 9, 2012
On one hand, despair and disgrace, on the other, total destruction. May we choose wisely. - June 9, 2012
The American Sheeple have spoken - June 8, 2012
A trip to the disabled list we'd all like to take - June 8, 2012
Today in Right Wing Reality - June 8, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean?? - June 8, 2012
Friday Funnies: Because laughter really is the best medicine...after sex, of course - June 8, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Miserable people resent happiness in others - June 7, 2012
Behind every slightly below average man are three women laughing at his impending demise - June 7, 2012
Orvillecopter: Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen - June 7, 2012
Graduation thoughts from someone destined to be a self-absorbed, union-killing CEO - June 7, 2012
Isn't it about time that we took a collective look in the mirror and checked our priorities? - June 6, 2012
The real take-away from Wisconsin's recall election - June 6, 2012
Wisconsin: proof that we get exactly the quality of leadership we deserve - June 6, 2012
Soylent Green: Available for a limited time at Wendy's - June 6, 2012
Obama's Amerika: The threat to good, God-fearing Christian patriots is even worse than we'd suspected - June 6, 2012
Something to consider when you begin whining about how much your life sucks - June 5, 2012
This is what happens when you buy a newspaper and turn it into a propaganda delivery system - June 5, 2012
Oklahoma Democrat threatens to invade Texas...or something like that - June 5, 2012
Roast Ox Smoothie: A refreshing drink just in time for summer - June 5, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because amnesia and inattentiveness is a damned poor reason to vote Republican - June 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because who really needs spell Czech, anyway?? - June 4, 2012
So...if being a zombie isn't caused by a virus, is it a lifestyle choice?? - June 4, 2012
A good reason to spend more time on the golf course - June 4, 2012
I, for one, welcome our new theocratic health care system - June 3, 2012
This week's excuse for missing church...is a winner - June 3, 2012
Syria: We continue to value oil over the lives of innocent women, children, and civilians - June 3, 2012
Nothing says you love Jesus like a pointless misuse of scarce resources - June 3, 2012
Something to think about before you dive into your local public pool - June 3, 2012
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll just hit the drive-through at Burgerville - June 2, 2012
Another WWJD public service: How to make it through the weekend without eating anyone - June 2, 2012
Intro to Republican Foreign Policy 101 - June 2, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he can lie faster than you can fact-check - June 2, 2012
Happy Caturday: The reason why so many single guys have cats - June 1, 2012
We come not to praise Craig James, but to bury him...and bathe in rich, creamy Schadenfreude - June 1, 2012
Got a problem? No worries; just rub some bacon on it. - June 1, 2012
Portland Timbers: Get a roll of stamps and mail it in.... - June 1, 2012
I'm sure the New Jersey Devils would be up for some fact-checking - June 1, 2012
Fox News Channel sheds any pretense of being a "news" outlet & goes straight to GOP propaganda
