This just in: Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) is a lying sack of dog excrement: Issa is leading the Right-wing charge demanding that Attorney General Eric Holder resign over alleged malfeasance in DOJ’s “Fast and Furious” program, which, if memory serves, was a REALLY bad Vin Diesel movie. Issa and his staff are claiming that DOJ never briefed them on the program. It turns out that documents demonstrate that they were in fact thoroughly briefed on the program.
Then again, I don’t know that I’ve ever heard “Issa” and “integrity” used in the same sentence.
This I know, for Bryan Fischer told me so: Clearly, I’m in desperate need of a moral compass, and who better (and more capable) than Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association (Ed. note: find your own damn link) to provide that guidance? Without him, I’d have no idea that abortion, environmentalism, and gay rights are “the work of Satan himself.” Wait…really?
Tune in tomorrow, when we’ll learn that Michelle Obama is the Bride of Satan.
Hey, if you were forcibly sterilized by the state of North Carolina…well, $#!% happens, knowhutimean??: Once upon a time, the state of North Carolina forcibly sterilized approximately 7600 people. Most were minorities, poor, undereducated, institutionalized, sick or disabled. Between 1500 and 2000 victims are believed to be alive, so you’d think that the state might do something at least approximating the right thing and compensate them. Right? Except that Republicans in the North Carolina House of Representative just issued a big “F—K YOU” to those victims.
When did Republicans undergo a collective compassionectomy?
It’s probably at the bottom of a pool in Saskatchewan with the Stanley Cup: In the wake of the nonstop celebrating and generalized debauchery engaged in by the Los Angeles Kings as they celebrate winning the Stanley Cup, it seems the team is already missing something: the puck that was on the ice when Game 6 ended.
Kinda makes you wonder what would have happened if she’d found his Penthouse collection, doesn’t it?: A woman in Wisconsin was arrested and charge with disorderly conduct- domestic abuse for beating up her husband.
The poor guy’s crime? He evidently was keeping his collection of The Onion issues in the trunk of his car. Now THAT’S a beatdown looking for a place to happen, eh?
When opposing your own best interests gets silly, it looks a lot like this: A lot of people scream “SOCIALISMO!!” when it comes to the Affordable Care Act. A majority of Americans oppose the ACA…until you explain to them what the law actually does and how it benefits them…which only goes to prove just how stupid and easily propagandized the American Sheeple truly are. You may not realize it, but if the Supreme Court engages in Conservative judicial activism and invalidates ACA, you’ll miss it when it’s gone.
Then again, it’s WAY easier to react with rage than it is to actually think critically about health care reform, isn’t it? Not only that, you don’t have to worry about pulling a brain muscle.
Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen: If you’ve never seen a Hairless Mugly, you should count yourself fortunate. It’s a dog breed with a countenance so fugly not even a mother could find it within herself to gin up some affection. A Hairless Mugly is this Year’s Ugliest Dog; judging by the poor creature’s picture, I can’t imagine the competition was even close.
Wow…that is one fugly dog.
Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen (redux): If you live in Germany and like to shop naked, you missed out on your chance to get $220 Euros ($276) worth of free groceries. All you had to do was to show up at the grand opening of a supermarket and be willing to be filmed as you shopped in the buff.
SHRINKAGE!! WE GOT SHRINKAGE!!!
