You can horn in on my territory. You can murder my associates. But steal my family’s pizza recipe, and…BADDABING!! BADDABOOM!! During a mob murder trial in New York City, it came to light that a war almost broke out between families over…wait for it…a pizza recipe.
Either some mobsters in New York have WAY too much time on their hands, or they’re in serious need of some anger management counseling.
Mediocrity really is its own reward. The Sacramento school district laid off the teacher who was just named “Teacher of the Year.” I don’t what I could possibly add to that to make it more ironic…and moronic.
Remind me again why anyone in the right mind would want to become a teacher??
You know, most folks would just ask a priest to perform an exorcism and call it good. Here’s a pro tip: If you want to keep your job as a teacher, you might want to steer clear of advising your students on how they can rid themselves of evil spirits. This is especially true if your favorite ritual involves having teenagers cut themselves to release the evil spirits and then cauterizing the wound to prevent evil spirits from getting back into the student’s body.
Oddly enough, most school administrators and parents don’t look kindly on teachers moonlighting as amateur exorcists.
If you use olive oil while having sex, can you still call it “extra virgin?” Well, the moral of the story is to never piss off your girlfriend during sex if she has a bottle of olive oil in her hand. Things will very likely not end well….
Well, at least he didn’t show up with a bevy of topless show girls. We should probably cut the Los Angeles Kings some slack. After all, they just won the first Stanley Cup in the franchise’s 45-year (often ignominious) history. So you can imagine how pumped goaltender and playoff hero Jonathan Quick was during the team’s celebration in the Staples Center. Blissfully unaware that he was on live television, Quick unleashed a few joyful and well-placed “f-bombs.”
Hey, if your world is thoroughly rocked and your tender sensibilities offended by a few joyous profanities, you should really stop watching television altogether.
He should be grateful he’s not sitting in a cell in the Hague waiting to be tried for war crimes. I’ve never watched Game of Thrones, but from what I hear, it makes for some pretty good television. This is especially true when you realize that one of the many decapitated heads on a pike in one scene is actually that of former President George W. Bush. Hmm…if wonder if he gets residuals for that?
And no one threw bananas at Mario Balotelli…which is progress in and of itself. Neither Eastern Europe or European soccer fans are renowned for their inclusiveness and acceptance of different races. One of the big worries prior to the beginning of Euro 2012 in Poland and Ukraine was the potential for racism to rear its ugly head. The tournament managed to go a whole 24 hours with no incidents of racism.
Hey, every journey begins with a single step, right?
You lost me at “Octomom porn.” Oh, joy…the (not at all) long away something-resembling-solo-porn film starring “Octomom” Nadya Suleiman is almost in the can…and the teaser stills just hit the web. Yeah, I know…how desperate do you have to be?
Evidently someone at TMZ thought this was newsworthy; why that might be the case is something I can’t even begin to fathom.
