July 2012 Archives
- July 31, 2012
I've figured out how we can get America back on its feet again - July 31, 2012
This is what happens when guns are held to be of greater value than human life - July 31, 2012
While we're focused on the Olympics, Syria's government continues killing its citizens - July 31, 2012
When they scream, "I want my country back!", ask them to point it out on a map - July 31, 2012
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea - July 30, 2012
At the top of my summer reading list.... - July 30, 2012
Same-sex marriage: Perhaps there's hope for humanity after all - July 30, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because there's nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and his money - July 30, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because statesmanship is WAY overrated - July 30, 2012
USA!! USA!! Uh, wait.... - July 29, 2012
If ignorance is bliss...and an excuse...why have generations of Christians insisted on evangelizing? - July 29, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because the rich really are different - July 29, 2012
No, I'm not an art school dropout...but thanks for asking - July 29, 2012
Whenever I'm in Singapore, I always head to the closest 7-11 for the mashed potato vending machine - July 28, 2012
Barack Obama comes to Portland...and leaves a changed man - July 28, 2012
Michele Bachmann: Time for good people to smack her down...and they are - July 28, 2012
OK, now I noes I iz a gud writer, 'cuz i done been vetted by da Interwebs!! - July 28, 2012
Stoopid is as stoopid does...and why does everyone keep calling me Stoopid?? - July 28, 2012
Breastfeeding is not a crime...nor is it nasty, immoral, dirty, or inappropriate in public - July 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Today's lead story in the Schadenfreude News-Gazette - July 27, 2012
Going vegan: The continuing adventures of the newly initiated - July 27, 2012
The envelope please....the biggest threat to American safety and security is...Wayne LaPierre!! - July 27, 2012
That awkward moment when you suddenly remember that you can't swim - July 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because nothing (not integrity, honesty, or decency) matters more than winning - July 26, 2012
Donald Trump, Jr: Real men kill elephants for no reason - July 26, 2012
GOP 2012: Jesus would turn and run if He saw what was being done in His name today - July 26, 2012
Chick-Fil-A: Since when is using Jesus to justify bigotry a sound business practice? - July 26, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because truth and integrity are for losers and Liberals - July 26, 2012
America: Where being an intellectual and moral tabula rasa is no impediment to voting - July 25, 2012
Sally Ride: Clearly, she didn't get the memo explaining that we expect our heroes to be straight - July 25, 2012
Louie Gohmert: Using a bigot's own words against him is not grossly taking them out of context - July 25, 2012
When they scream, "I want my country back!", ask them to explain this.... - July 25, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: It's not a lie if you never admit the dishonesty - July 25, 2012
Ann Romney: When you view yourself as superior, this is what you get - July 24, 2012
So, you go to a ball game and it turns out your hero is playing for the other team.... - July 24, 2012
The NRA steps up and does its part to curb gun violence...or not - July 24, 2012
Penn State: 'Tis better to be thought a fool than to take to Twitter and remove all doubt - July 24, 2012
Fortress America: The world we truly wish to live in? - July 24, 2012
Who says the truth isn't fungible? - July 24, 2012
When real men made real burgers.... - July 23, 2012
The four-legged particle that holds everything together - July 23, 2012
Aurora: Sometimes freedom of speech really can be offensive and inappropriate speech - July 23, 2012
Somewhere warm and breezy, Molly Ivins is snickering into her Dos Equis - July 23, 2012
Sloppy is as sloppy does: The legacy of Andrew Breitbart - July 23, 2012
As the fast food industry rushes to distance itself from Chick-Fil-A.... - July 22, 2012
Something I'm fairly certain Jesus never said - July 22, 2012
Dear Penn State: Time to do the right thing and take down the statue - July 22, 2012
If you're going to talk about what the President said, remember that context matters - July 22, 2012
If we have One World government, does that mean we get free stuff?? - July 22, 2012
Chick-Fil-A: Time to stop spending your money on bad food AND bigotry - July 21, 2012
Why would you support bigotry AND bad food? - July 21, 2012
Time for a change - July 21, 2012
When web ads are served up automatically...well, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?? - July 21, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because a lie can travel around the world before the truth gets out of bed - July 21, 2012
Ann Romney: You people will get nothing...AND YOU'LL LIKE IT! - July 20, 2012
The latest in Chinese Army Special Forces training, #2 - July 20, 2012
Portland gets more exposure- film @ 11...or not - July 20, 2012
When they scream, "I want my country back!", they're not far removed from this.... - July 20, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Putting the "ass" in "mendacity" since 1947 - July 20, 2012
Josef Goebbels belatedly realizes that his photographer, Alfred Eisenstaedt, is a Jew - July 19, 2012
The latest in Chinese Army Special Forces training - July 19, 2012
If they hate you...you're probably doing it right - July 19, 2012
If you're looking for boobs, have you checked Craigslist? - July 19, 2012
If you're a Republican running for Governor of Washington, you might want to vet your aides more closely - July 18, 2012
For those (industrial strength) "not so fresh" moments.... - July 18, 2012
This is what happens when they let me use da Interwebs without adult supervision - July 18, 2012
I have NO idea why he can't find a job.... - July 18, 2012
If you need me, I'll be auditioning for the Jerry Springer Show - July 18, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Your next President of...Israel?? - July 17, 2012
And you wonder why I want to be self-employed?? - July 17, 2012
Today in news not involving bacon.... - July 17, 2012
It's Tuesday, so here's a gratuitous shot from the existential philosophy competition at the Miss America Pageant - July 17, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because with friends like his, who needs enemas?? - July 17, 2012
Health care...if Republicans get their way - July 16, 2012
This just in: I'm not wearing any underwear...back to you, Bob - July 16, 2012
If you wanted freedom of religion, you should've been born a Conservative White Christian - July 16, 2012
OK, so explain to me again why marijuana shouldn't be legalized.... - July 16, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because race-baiting isn't for amateurs - July 16, 2012
You know it's time to call his parole officer when.... - July 15, 2012
When you kill in the name of your religion, you're still a murderer - July 15, 2012
If God exists, She has quite the well-developed sense of humor - July 15, 2012
Explain to me again why (and how) Republicans will restore America? - July 15, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because honesty and integrity is for losers and Liberals - July 15, 2012
Pay no attention to the PR firm behind the curtain.... - July 14, 2012
Happy Caturday: This is why I don't believe in astrology - July 14, 2012
Today's proof that the Idiocracy we've feared is already upon us - July 14, 2012
After NAACP debacle, Romney regains his footing at National Association of Rich White People convention - July 14, 2012
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything??" - July 14, 2012
The next time I screw up, just hand me one of these...it'll save us all some time - July 13, 2012
If He made farts smell like peppermint, I might just believe in God - July 13, 2012
Joe Paterno: This is what happens when you deify football coaches - July 13, 2012
When they scream, "I want my country back!", they're not far removed from this.... - July 13, 2012
I'd do something about my passive-agressive behavior, but then no one would recognize me - July 13, 2012
Happy Friday the 13th: Be thankful you're not this guy - July 12, 2012
Gary Busey: A prophet for our times...or perhaps not so much - July 12, 2012
Introducing the 2012 inductees into the WWJD Hall of Shame - July 12, 2012
Mitt Romney explained in a format the average American voter can grasp - July 11, 2012
Fines: the new taxes...unless you're Mitt Romney - July 11, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because convictions and positions are for losers and Liberals - July 11, 2012
Obamacare: The end of the world as we know it...or maybe not - July 11, 2012
You have to put in a lot of effort to make stuff up...and I just don't work that hard - July 11, 2012
If the trailer for Titanic had been honest, it would have looked a lot like this - July 10, 2012
A lesson we could all benefit from - July 10, 2012
In this corner, representing the greatest known threat to America's moral well-being.... - July 10, 2012
If there's a "God particle," how can we be out of beer?? - July 10, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: STILL lying faster than you can fact-check - July 10, 2012
Today's lunch special at the Cannibal Cafe - July 9, 2012
Amerika: Sometimes it feels like the scariest, least edumicated place on Earth - July 9, 2012
Texas: Where blind obedience to authority is valued above critical and rational thinking - July 9, 2012
Today's motivation fail - July 9, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander...right?? - July 9, 2012
Socialism, the eternal enemy of freedom...or something like that - July 8, 2012
This is what happens when you vote based on what Fox News Channels tells you - July 8, 2012
And you wonder why I won't get back into teaching? - July 8, 2012
If this doesn't make you question the existence of a benevolent God, I don't know what will - July 8, 2012
This week in Jesus - July 8, 2012
Healthcare? Unconstitutional Socialism!! Wealthcare? The right of the landed gentry!! - July 7, 2012
Mitt Romney (2006 edition) endorses Barack Obama (2012 edition) - July 7, 2012
Conservatism: when your ideology has been hijacked by lunatics, what are you going to do? - July 7, 2012
The reason why news is analog - July 7, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because when it comes to issues, you can't hit a moving target - July 7, 2012
Anderson Cooper comes out: Who could have seen THAT coming?? - July 6, 2012
Attention, Conservatives: We've found a place you'll believe to be Paradise - July 6, 2012
Why Matt Bors really should rule the world - July 6, 2012
If God meant for you to be healthy, you wouldn't be living over a natural gas deposit - July 6, 2012
Getting the munchies used to mean killing off a bag of Doritos - July 6, 2012
Antonin Scalia: Remember, it's only judicial activism when a Liberal judge does it - July 5, 2012
Yes, there's still hope...even for you - July 5, 2012
Now that health care reform is constitutional, will Liberals round up and kill my family? - July 5, 2012
The Copper Magnetic Jesus Therapy Bracelet: presented without commentary...because is any really necessary? - July 5, 2012
This is your brain. This is your brain on Fox News Channel. - July 5, 2012
Conservatives: this wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true. - July 3, 2012
Portland Police Bureau: fabulouser than your police department - July 3, 2012
Tea Party racism: this is what happens when birth control fails - July 3, 2012
It's time to step away from the keyboard when buying this seems like a good idea - July 2, 2012
Back in the saddle again.... - July 2, 2012
Remember when your Mom told you that your face would freeze if you kept making faces? - July 2, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain - July 2, 2012
GOP 2012: Because it's not the truth...it's what you can make the American Sheeple believe is the truth