Limbaugh: New Batman Film Is an Anti-Romney Conspiracy: Thank GOD for a brave patriot like Limbaugh. Without his sage wisdom and insight, we might be thinking that the new Batman movie is…well, just a movie.
Fischer: Obama Like a ‘Street Thug’ who is Destroying America Just for the Pleasure of it: Being a Right-wing hyper-religious zealot means you can make all manner of specious, insulting, and baseless accusations against the President. After all, if he was a real President, he’d be White…and Republican.
More from the mind of Rep. Joe Walsh: Walsh is the worst excuse for humanity in Congress…and given some of the reprobates walking the halls of Capitol Hill, that’s saying a lot.
Obama’s favorite Girl Scout cookie: Thin mints. Or, as teabaggers call them, America-hating, Communist, feminazi, abortion, universal health care cookies.
Grudem: Freedom of Religion ‘Doesn’t Mean it’s Morally Right for People’ to be Non-Christians: Hey, the Crusades were conducted for a reason, capice??
Bachmann defends her witch hunt: Better to be thought a hyper-religious, barely lucid Right-wing zealot than to be Michele Bachmann and remove any lingering doubt….
Finally, the Conservative ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’!: Yes, America gets the song parody it never even knew it needed.
Pete Rose Gets His Own Reality Show, Promises It Won’t Be “Classless”: UH, isn’t “Pete Rose” an anagram for “classless?”
Only 11% of teens use Twitter every day, report says: Twitter is, like, SO totally lame.
4chan Busts Lettuce-Stomping Burger King Employee: And this is why I never eat at Burger King….
These People In Virginia Apparently Think Catching A Bus Is More Important Than Helping A Dying Accident Victim: Hey, the victim was going to die anyway…right??